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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2019 9:33pm EDT
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2019 7:31am EDT
    Why do you have to show that smile? I know what you're thinking. Your greasy laugh. This is your perfect scenario. Keep that smile, I don't mind it. It hurts you more anyway. So prideful. Does your laugh have to change too? Are we shooting this right? If it doesn't go according to plan then we can do this again. You look uneasy. I don't have the upperhand here, so fix your smile. Do this how you've always done it. Like how all my passions are your objects of envy. How my fears are places we need to explore. Did you like me or not? Pick a side, your mask is crooked. It's getting hard for you to keep this up...i think I like this game now. Your stance looks off, everything is fake. You probably rehearsed all month. I almost feel bad...but then i lose, right? Your perfect scenario. I don't know what you were expecting. Just finish your lines. You should at least have the decency to show crocodile tears. You have all the time in the world. If your run out, just ask for more.
    If it's for you, the world would grant you even that, right?

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2019 8:15pm EDT
    I practice a back-to-nature lifestyle. The farther behind my back nature is, the better.

  4. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2019 9:00am EDT
    "No one's going to acknowledge you for your troubles."

  5. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2019 9:11pm EDT
    This is nice and all, but I'd like to be married now.

  6. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2019 10:44pm EDT
    Every now and then I check back on this website. I haven't been truly active in years, but looking back on my quotes and old friends is nice. I can't believe I joined this website 7 whole years ago. wow.
    Just in case any of my mutuals are still active, here's a little life update:
    A lot has drastically changed in my life. To start, my father, who I was very proud of and posted about often, passed away in a car accident in 2016. It was hard on me and my family. It still is. There were times I didn't think we could make it through this, yet here I am.
    Second, I met the genuine love of my life. You guys, he is truly my everything. He treats me SO well, and I'm glad I found him. He has the same sense of humor and ambition as I do. We are getting married this fall, and I just can't wait.
    Third, I've made some MAJOR career moves. I became an EMT in 2017, which was super difficult as I was still in high school. There were loads of hurdles, but I truly LOVE this profession. I've found a passion in helping those who are experiencing the worst moments of their life, and I'm honored and humbled that I have the opportunity to make things better for all of my patients. Through the good and bad of this job, I love it with my whole heart.
    Speaking of major career moves, I've made the decision to enlist in the U.S. Army. After BCT, I will be trained as a combat medic, and my hope is to either go Airborne, or work as a flight medic. It will be extremely challenging, but I'm looking forward to growing, learning, broadening my horizons, and serving my country.
    I will be graduating this Saturday. Shortly after, I will FINALLY be moving from my small town to experience a little more to life before I head off to bootcamp.
    I want to thank every single person who was a friend to me when I was active on this website. There were times that I was in a dark place, and I'm thankful I've had some of you to lean on. Going through my old quotes has really showed me that I have grown- quite a bit. I hope you're all doing well, and if you need to reach me for anything feel free to add me on snapchat: epicloser13 (cringe, I know.)
    I know that this website is for short quotes, so I apologize for this long post. I was feeling nostalic, and I felt like maybe someone would want to know how I'm doing.
    I know I posted my snapchat username, and I'm hoping everyone will treat it with respect. Please don't make me regret it.
    Anyways, I have loads of love in my heart for you all and I wish you nothing but the best.
    Signing off, this is Wanderer. Good luck to you all.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2019 12:30am EDT
    Any time the government denies knowledge, it's speaking the truth.

  8. fallenangel* fallenangel*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2019 10:54am EDT
    I miss the old witty, when people actually talked and commented on stuff. When we all were there for one another.

  9.  lost* lost*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2019 3:58am EDT
    maybe i'd always be a joke to those who couldn't see how great i could've been.

    posted a quote
    April 26, 2019 12:24am EDT
    N o r e a s o n t o s t a y i s ag o o d r e a s o n t o g o .

  11. lexiigirlx3 lexiigirlx3
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2019 7:46pm EDT
    Hey guys! So, I joined this when I was 12 years old. This is so crazy. Here I am deciding to log back onto this platform as a 23 year old! I am interested in sharing my life with you guys and for showing you how much I have improved with my writing. Not only that, my whole style of writing quotes has changed completely. As I got older, the way I write has more depth and meaning to it. Ten years later and here I am on this website that I was on when I was just a little girl. I'm surprised I remembered my username and password!

  12. RadioCatastrophe RadioCatastrophe
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2019 1:29am EDT

    I wrapped your love around me
    Like a chain
    But I never was afraidThat it would die
    You can dance in a hurricane
    But only if you're standing In the eye

  13. bloondiiebabiie98 bloondiiebabiie98
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2019 7:35pm EDT
    hi witty profiles.
    its me, ya girl.
    im an adult now and i married my high school boyfriend
    this site is so embarassing
    true story

  14. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2019 1:21am EDT
    i still remember that day.
    it was a cold november morning,
    the sun still hidden behind the mountain tops.
    screaming the words of our favorite songs,
    wearing our hearts on our sleeves.
    looking at you brought me this warm feeling,
    like i was finally home again.
    you hugged me, tight.
    all i could think about in that moment
    was how badly i wanted to kiss you.
    i hate that you’re the one making
    me question everything.
    it wasn’t supposed to be like this,
    but i can’t change it.
    you’re making me feel so alive
    and so scared all at the same time.
    -these feelings came crashing against me like a tidal wave

  15. pearlescent* pearlescent*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2019 9:51pm EDT
    You’re a sunflower
    I think your love would be too much.

  16. pearlescent* pearlescent*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2019 10:36pm EDT
    I had to get counselling from my mom
    She’s a heartbreak teacher
    Remember that time I put those pepperonis on your face
    Made you a creature?
    Now I think bout you every single time I eat pizza.

  17. sarahnorman sarahnorman
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2019 6:56pm EDT
    damn. i used to come on this website every single day for like three/four years. i was 11 when i first joined here and now im 18. i had forgotten about this website for a looooong time. the other day i had rediscovered by username and guessed a password until i was logged in. i just needed to KNOW. i dont understand. since that day i keep logging into here as if anyones going to post anything even though i know 90% of you have abandoned this website. its just so weird to have this access to a deep, forgotten part of my past and i almost dont know how to process it. although, im also known to overthink everything. i dont know man its just a weird thing going on in my mind.

  18. Awesome_Sophia Awesome_Sophia
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2019 9:02pm EDT
    "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every dayday."
    -A. A. Milne

    posted a quote
    May 9, 2019 3:18pm EDT
    We have shared the ups and downs and learned how to communicate when we don’t even want to look at each other, we’ve had to overcome past demons and be each others rock more than a handful of timesyou are the one who I never want to go through life without. I am very thankful to have found someone to love me for me.i wouldn't trade you for the world. I look forward to spending many more years with you, making incredible long-lasting memories and happy moments.I love you always and forever,my soulmate.one year and 6 months and im never letting go.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 10, 2019 10:41pm EDT
    The United States contains 5% of the world's population, yet uses 24% of the world's energy. On the other hand, the US produces 20% of the world's beer, but consumes only 12.8%. So it's not like the US isn't sharing.

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