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Yoo girls,
whatssgoood? Shane here. That ugly girl up there?^ Her name's Alexis, but you can call her lexi. Shes ugly right? WRONG. Shes beautiful, amazing,stunning and perfect in everyway and if you call her ugly i'll beat the crap out of you(; Just kidding, i dont beat people up, but seriously, dont call her ugly or anything cause then we're gonna have some issues. Well, shes cute, and one of the funniest people i have ever met. This girl is always smilling, she loves to have fun and shes just an amazing person. She's my best friend and I'd be nowhere without her, so dont mess wiith her cause i'll have to mess with your face. Alright, imma go,
Lexii, i lovee youu babydolll<3
-Shane (shanelovesyou)

 


Heyy Wittty(:
The name's Lexi(;
Well, I'm 14 goinn on 15.
Uhh, I love Eminem, more than anything.
One Direction, Harry Styles is my love<3
My best friend means the world to me and I dont know what I'd do without her.
I'm currently struggling with anorexia, bulimia and cutting myself.
I neeed a Witty guy best friendd<3
I'm there forr anyone who needs advice or needs to talk!
Lovee you guys<3
  1. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:28pm UTC

    Hey guys, can you all do me a favor?
    So this kid,
    JAMES39,
    all he does is beg for followers for him and his sister,
    He looks like hes 13
    then theres this other kid
    Fball2,
    He's really hott and he dosent beg for followers or annoy anyone,
    he dosent start with people and he's just really chill.
    Check out their profiles;
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/James39
    and
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/fball2.
    FAVE THIS FOR FBALL2,
    COMMENT FOR JAMES39.

  2. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Format by;shhitsasecret
    Can everyone do me a really big favor?
    Theres this guy whos new to witty,
    and he followed me so i was looking at his quotes and his comments
    and he is honestly one of the sweetest guys I have ever seen,
    he just joined witty today so he dosent have many followers but he ALWAYS follows back and i would really appreciate it if you guys could check him out and maybe follow him?
    Thank you<3
    His name is; Shanelovesyou.

  3. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    <p style="text-align: center; "><span style="font-size:65px; letter-spacing: -8px; text-shadow: 3px 3px 3px black; color: transparent;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I get treated like sh*t.<br /> By everyone.<br /> & then they wonder why I feel like I'm better off dead.</span></span></p>
    ------------------------
    Someonee talk to meee,
    imm boredd
    and i dont feeel gooood
    -----------------------
    *nmf

  4. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    I can't believe I fell for him, I was so stupid, I knew he'd leave just like everyone else but I fell anyway.
    And after swearing he'd never leave, he l e f t.
    For my bestfriend.
    *Sorry, just needed to vent.

  5. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    That feeling when you cant wear long sleves because your cuts cover your arms.

  6. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    Teacher: Do you know what comes after 69?
    Boy: Yep! Mouthwash!
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Dear Crush,
    Don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit suddenly snatches you up on Christman Eve.
    Sincerely, You were on my Christmas List♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    INTERESTING.
    There was a girl who had a Yahoo Messanger with the username "h0tNsPiCy91". Then one day, she got a message from a boy called "crazy1 86":
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    ... h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    ... ... ... ... ... h0tNsPiCy91: oh really…. quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight….
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry…. ill take very good care of you…
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared about the messages, so she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing… just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed… the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2:
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on "Smith sisters murdered anonymously".
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said "I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD…. BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    If you don't…repost this the parents will come and skin and hang you in your closet tonight.
    DON'T BELIEVE ME?

  9. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 6:26pm UTC
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    Lately, ive been making alot of quotes about killing myself, but I realized how much I have to live for and how many people care, so I promise I will not kill myself.
    Thank you everyone who told me how much they cared, you saced my life.
    For every Fav I get, I'll go day without cutting<3
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  10. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    To everyone who read my last quote about the party, i have news.
    I'm Pregnant.
    I dont know what to do and I dont know how to deal with this.
    Suicide is so much easier.
    I know you're all here for me but I dont think I can do this anymore.
    I need to get out of this life.
    Im sorry.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:07pm UTC
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  12. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS? THE TEACHER REPLIED: HE NEVER DID. THE.................. LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER. SO RE-POST THIS IF YOUR GOING TO BE APART OF THE 33%. I BELIEVE IN GOD && I LOVE && TRUST IN HIM && I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT.

  13. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Long, But Please Read.
    witty, im not doing this for attention, or faves. i just need to get this out.
    I cant handle living anymore
    I feel worse now than ever. one of my closest friends is enlisting in the marines, i feel like everyone is leaving me alone. i cant eat and when i do, i look at myself and see how fat i am and i force myself to throw up. i hate the way i look and who i am. I really just want to never wake up. I hate my life and i want every single one of you to know that your beautiful and to never feel like this.
    If you're still reading, thank you. i love you<3
    I'm sorry, I just can't handle this anymore,
    I cant handle being ugly, and hating myself,
    I cant handle being bulimic and anorexic.
    I cant handle hurting myself.
    I cant handle living anymore.
    Im sorry, I just need to end it.
    I cant handle being alive.
    I know suicide is horrible, but I wont be around to regret it.
    Thank you everyone that was there for me, Im sorry it wasnt enough.

  14. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Long, But Please Read.
    witty, im not doing this for attention, or faves. i just need to get this out.
    I cant handle living anymore
    I feel worse now than ever. one of my closest friends is enlisting in the marines, i feel like everyone is leaving me alone. i cant eat and when i do, i look at myself and see how fat i am and i force myself to throw up. i hate the way i look and who i am. I really just want to never wake up. I hate my life and i want every single one of you to know that your beautiful and to never feel like this.
    If you're still reading, thank you. i love you<3
    I'm sorry, I just can't handle this anymore,
    I cant handle being ugly, and hating myself,
    I cant handle being bulimic and anorexic.
    I cant handle hurting myself.
    I cant handle living anymore.
    Im sorry, I just need to end it.
    I cant handle being alive.

  15. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    Everyone, know that no matter how bad it seems, your never alone. I know a girl, i dont know her, i just read her stories, but she is amazing.
    This girl read my profile and made a quote for me that made me cry.
    she is amazing and I want everyont to know that no matter how bad it looks, someone cares,
    Thank you so much Bridgette
    from: Lexi (cantholdonforever)
    to: Bridgette (marrymejustin)

  16. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    SUICIDE..
    .Shoud not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do alot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a youtube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    stay strong
    signatures:
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    GirlMeetsBoyx33
    mariah_love1369
    niki12354 <333
    ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥♥
    hannahrivera55
    yourmysunshine
    SmileyFacesAreAmazing (:
    XOJESSIEXO(:<33
    teddybearbeware
    Zachery54
    Cantholdonforever
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    quote by: daddygirl99

  17. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Rules that girls wish guys knew #1.
    If a girl likes you, she DOESN'T want you talking to other girls as often as you talk to her

  18. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    Its what high school does,
    it changes people into
    the people they said they'd
    never be.

  19. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    THE BEGIINNING OF AN END.
    Witty, I posted a prologue of my story at
    http://www.wattpad.com/2603065-the-beginning-of-an-end?d=ud#
    Please read it and leave comments on my page telling me what you think, and if I should write more!
    Thanks!

  20. cantholdonforever cantholdonforever
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    There's gonna be times when people tell you that you can't live your dreams,
    this is what I tell them,
    NEVER SAY NEVER
    -JB

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