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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    im too poor to like bands
    W H Y D I D I G E T M Y S E L F I N T O T H I S

  2. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    You know you're a Harry Potter fan when...
    You can make one of your family members know stuff about Harry Potter
    and they don't even like it


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    "For the love of cats, please follow the rules"
    haha, Steve,
    I LOVE YOU.

  6. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    When I had my
    first period
    The day before I got it we made origami at school. I brought it home and at the weekend I was studying in my room and my dog was up there with me. My little origami person was on my bed and I heard a rip. When I turned round I saw it torn in half and I stared at it for a second and I just burst into tears and cried for ages, sobbing, "I hate being a hormonal teenage girl!"


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  8. kittyna kittyna
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    My love for you is like diarrhea
    I can't hold it in.

  9. carissalogue carissalogue
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Im a Unicorn and I dont believe in humans....

  10. gottabeyou8 gottabeyou8
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Friend: What are you gonna do when Niall gets married?
    Me: Pick out my wedding dress..

  11. meower meower
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    Girl:”One Direction suck.They can’t sing.”
    Me:”okay!”
    *10 minutes later*
    Police: “So she just fell of the
    balcony?”
    Me: “Yeah, tragic…”
    Meowe ^.^

  12. softball890 softball890
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:48pm UTC
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  13. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    *Day before school
    Me: I vow that I will not procrastinate AT ALL this year!
    Person: When are you going to start doing that?
    Me: Next week.

  14. potato1290 potato1290
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Hey I just met you
    and this is crazy
    but im pregnant
    and is yo baby
    yolo

  15. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Lol So True: #47
    Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
    lolsotrue.com

  16. sassystacy sassystacy
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Am I the only one who names
    my files "poop","bla", and "kjhghgkh"?

  17. flamingobear flamingobear
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Plot twist: The "Made in China" sticker wasn't made in China

  18. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Why was the goldfish afraid to go on the internet
    .
    .
    .
    You dont know...
    Good cause i dont either

  19. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    I dont care if its 4 am, I dont consider it "tomorrow" until i wake up

  20. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:17pm UTC
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