candyfish822

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Member Since: 23 Jul 2011 01:07am

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Hey it's Maddie! I'm 12 and I live in Chicago! I love cheer, hanging out with friends, family, my phone, sports (even though im bad), witty profiles, laughing, and anything covered in chocolate!! Follow me and I promise I'll follow back!

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candyfish822
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 1:14am UTC

*texting*
Girl: I HATE YOU!!
Guy: ...
Girl: Oh sorry, my cat stepped on my keyboard
Guy: Hahaha lol ok
Girl: Wanna hear a secret?
Guy: Sure
Girl: I don't have a cat...

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candyfish822
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September 18, 2011 6:27pm UTC

And maybe if I click one thousand times, the computer might finally load

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candyfish822
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September 7, 2011 9:36pm UTC

&&+ don't you just hate when you see that you only have one fave and realize that you're the only one who faved it

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candyfish822
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September 7, 2011 9:22pm UTC

I'm not deaf
I'm just ignoring you.

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candyfish822
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September 2, 2011 5:06pm UTC

When you get hurt, friends crowd around and ask if you're ok.
Only your true friends know to stand back and give you space.

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candyfish822
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August 27, 2011 3:25am UTC

Seeing your ex-BFF with a cooler phone than you and you suddenly have to get a new one.

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candyfish822
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August 27, 2011 3:16am UTC

We do it in the bedroom, on the couch, in the car, in the bathroom, yup...texting.

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candyfish822
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August 19, 2011 8:47pm UTC

When life gives you lemons, you cut them in half and squirt life in the eye ♥
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candyfish822
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August 19, 2011 8:41pm UTC

*****
W i t hout me i t ' s just
Aweso.
*****
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candyfish822
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August 12, 2011 5:17pm UTC

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was one life jacket...I'd miss you heaps and think of you often

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candyfish822
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August 12, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with

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candyfish822
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August 12, 2011 4:40pm UTC

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My mom never really saw the irony when she called my brother
a son-of-a-b*tch
nmf

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candyfish822
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August 12, 2011 4:31pm UTC

We never really grow up,
we only learn how to act in public

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candyfish822
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August 12, 2011 2:11pm UTC

Joke #2 ♥
Q: Why is it so cold in here?
A: Because we're at "Chili's"!!
nmf

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candyfish822
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 2:05pm UTC

Dear Clock,
I think you're broken
Because every time I wish
For him on 11:11
He never shows
From,
Girls Every where

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candyfish822
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August 4, 2011 4:20pm UTC

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
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candyfish822
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August 4, 2011 4:16pm UTC

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark

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candyfish822
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August 4, 2011 7:31am UTC

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candyfish822
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August 4, 2011 7:23am UTC

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Stand back...I'm going to try science
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candyfish822
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August 4, 2011 12:42am UTC

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else

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