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  1. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote..

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:51am UTC
    What Would You
    Do
    If I Said
    That I Am Tired
    Of Breathing?
    I knew you wouldnt do anything, im not worth the trouble right?
    </3

  3. ISLY ISLY
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    You're going to discover that conversations
    are best at 4 am. The heavier the
    eyelids, the sincerier the words.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    This Weekend is Mother’s Day Weekend;
    Favorite if you love your mom and never want to lose her.*

    Iloveyoumom.<3
    i know you guys don't like these "fav if's" quotes, and neither do i.
    but, i had made one before, for father's day (literally just the same like this, but this is mother's day)
    and i just felt the need to make one for mothers, because they are loved, too.

  8. candycoatedmisery candycoatedmisery
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    I want a witty guy bestfriend .
    Any takers ?

  9. zabrina808 zabrina808
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Boy: Do u have a pen?
    Girl: Yeah, here
    Boy: Umm..its out of ink
    Girl: What?
    Boy: It doesnt work
    Girl: R u sure?
    Boy: Dont believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here..
    who else thought this was cute?!

  10. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  11. cayden95 cayden95
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    hey girls(: im new to witty.
    Im Cayden, im 15, from new york and would love to talk to some girls.
    xx,
    cayden

  12. blueshirt blueshirt
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. shannonboo97 shannonboo97
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    okay i really need to vent to someone so bad is anyone willing to help me?!

  14. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    This is bobby. ツ
    Bobby has a heart condition. / ♥ \
    In order for it to beat, he needs someone | |
    to click the heart symbol to the right of his heart.
    Save Bobby's life, click the heart!

  15. Jessica32 Jessica32
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:41am UTC
    fave And i'll blow up ur notifications
    I'll do them all I promise:)
    II'lll dot

  16. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    SUMMER '12
    Fave[♥] If you're excited...

  17. toey toey
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    A - Age: 12
    B - Bed size: idk
    C - Chinese Food Dish: noodles
    D - Dentist name: Dr. Tupper
    E - Early Bird or Night Owl? Night owl
    F - Favorite color: blue
    H - Height: 4"7
    I - Ink as in tatto's you have 0
    J - Job title: school
    K - Kitchen Meal or Restaurant? restaurant
    L - Living arrangements: ???
    M - Month of birth: may
    N - Nicknames: Toni Toey Toe-Toe
    O - On time or late: on time
    P - Pet Peeve: when someone does mean stuff to you and they dont admit they do anything
    Q - Quote from a movie: a king was hurt so he hurt a rat and a rat was hurt so he hurt a prinsess and a prinsess was hurt so she hurt a farm girl without even knowing and that farm girl was so hurt nothing could make her better
    R - Right or left handed: right handed
    S - Siblings: 2
    T - Time you wake up: on school days 7 on weekends 9 in summer break 11 or 12
    U - Urgent thing on your to do list: be nice to everyone :D
    V - Vegetable you dislike: celery
    W - Wishing for: uhm idk white chedder popcorn?
    X - X-rays you've had: teeth
    Y - Yummy food you make: macaronii
    Z - Zoo Favorite: snakes :D

  18. toey toey
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    5 favorites and ill confess 5 confessions! :D what confessions do u want to hear? comment!

  19. neverlandfugitive neverlandfugitive
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    This quote is for a witty sister of mine.
    She has been through so much, but still forgets her problems and helps the girls on here.
    She is so beautiful, so sweet, and so amazing.
    Tomorrow, she's standing up to bullying.
    She's trying to make a change for others,
    Starting with talking to her school principal.
    Let's fave this to show we support her.
    Let's fave this to thank her.
    Let's fave this to show how much we love her.
    Nevercutyourbeautiful, This One's For You.
    neverlandfugitive™

  20. IHeartCupCakes IHeartCupCakes
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Darlin' don't be afraid,
    I have loved you for a
    thousand years
    I'll love you for a thousand more

:)

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