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  1. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    Today I learned that my grandmother recently bought a gun. I also learned that my cousins have taken to calling her "Grambo".
    MLIA.(:.

  2. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 13, 2010 4:45pm UTC
    Today, my boyfriend came over when my mom left and told us to "behave". The second she left we looked at each other, shook our heads no, and did what any teenage couple who loved each other would do when parents are gone. That's right. We stood on the roof and dropped water balloons on the people jogging.
    MLIA.(:

  3. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 13, 2010 4:45pm UTC
    Today, the average word of the day was duck. When I saw this, I immediately ducked my head. Just as I did so, my brother shot me with a nerf gun, missed me, and the dart went right over my head. So, MLIA, I say thank you, for saving my from being hit by foam and rubber.
    MLIA.(:

  4. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 13, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    Today, the average word of the day was duck. When I saw this, I immediately ducked my head. Just as I did so, my brother shot me with a nerf gun, missed me, and the dart went right over my head. So, MLIA, I say thank you, for saving my from being hit by foam and rubber.
    MLIA.(:

  5. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 13, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    Today, my boyfriend came over when my mom left and told us to "behave". The second she left we looked at each other, shook our heads no, and did what any teenage couple who loved each other would do when parents are gone. That's right. We stood on the roof and dropped water balloons on the people jogging.
    MLIA.(:

  6. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 13, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    Today, I was trying to work on homework when two guys started to argue by the copier. They were trying to figure out how to copy and two-sided paper and make it print two-sided again. After five minutes of failing, I walked over without saying a word, took the paper, and copied it how they needed it. As I was walking away, I heard one of the guys say, "I told you she was a wizard.." My day was made.
    MLIA.(:

  7. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 13, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    Today, I stepped on a piece of bubblewrap in the dark. I had a minor heart attack.
    MLIA.(:

  8. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 13, 2010 4:25pm UTC
    Today, I stepped on a piece of bubblewrap in the dark. I had a minor heart attack.
    MLIA.(:

  9. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    Today, my friend and I handed in our health powerpoint on Multiple Personality Disorder. Our title slide? A picture of Hannah Montana. We got full credit
    MLIA.(:

  10. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    The other day me and my little 4 year old cousin were riding bikes. She decided she wanted to race. As she is pedeling feriously she yelled, "Float like a butterfly sting like a beaver!" I have no intention of ever correcting her and happily yelled it with her the rest of the way!
    MLIA(:

  11. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    Today, I was talking to one of my friends on Yahoo! Messenger. Since it is September 1st, I asked her, "How was your first day back at Hogwarts?" I suspected an answer like, "Great." or "Snape is at it again." or something along those lines. But instead, she told me, "They kicked me out for opening the Chamber of Secrets." Not only did it make my day, but I now am 100% sure my best friend selections are outstanding.
    MLIA.(:

  12. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    Today, I saw a story on mlia about a girl's boyfriend yelling "YESSS!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!!" when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt in Twilight. Afterwards, I told my brother, whose 17, about it because it sounded like something he would do. He got quiet, laughed, and then called his girlfriend. Apperently, this story was about him.
    MLIA. (:

  13. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 5:13pm UTC
    Today my math teachers student teacher taught us a lesson. He was teaching us about statistics and made his bar graphs with the labels "The Number of Boys My Milkshakes Bring to the Yard" and "The Number of Boys Your Milkshakes Bring to the Yard". Needless to say, he is going to be a great teacher.
    MLIA.(:

  14. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    Today, my grandma came over with a Perry the Platypus stuffed animal. And it makes his platypus sound. My life is utterly complete.
    MLIA.(:

  15. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 4:36pm UTC
    Today, my family told me I was adopted. My whole family is white. I'm black. I think I figured it out.
    MLIA (:

  16. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    Today, on amirite.net, I saw a post that said "It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..." I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair.
    MLIA(:

  17. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    Last night, I was informed that my dorm will be decorating our lounge to look like the Great Hall and throwing a Harry Potter party next semester. I was disappointed because I will be studying abroad so the only way I can attend is through Skype. Then I realized if my friend puts a picture frame around her laptop screen I would look like one of Hogwart's moving portraits. Guess who's attending as the Fat Lady?
    MLIA(:

  18. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown.
    MLIA(:

  19. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    Today I walked into English only to discover that whoever has been writing the "Harry Potter Spell of the Day" on the board for the past two weeks had made the major error of writing "Avada Kedavra." I grabbed a red marker and wrote CENSORED across it. Really, I expected a fellow Potter fan to know better than to use such a filthy word in school.
    MLIA(:

  20. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 12, 2010 4:19pm UTC
    Today, my latin teacher explained to our class that J.K. Rowling is a classical writer, meaning that she is fluent in latin. thus, every spell in Harry Potter is actual latin. Expecto Patronum? literally, i expect my protector. Lumos? light. Guess what my final project is going to be about?
    MLIA(:

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