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candacexmarie07

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  1. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:46pm UTC
    My friends and I were talking to my 10 year old brother (were 16), My friend asked him, jokingly, if he was a virgin. He replied "are you joking?, i haven't even got my period yet." We could not stop laughing, it was the funniest thing we've ever heard.
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  2. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:44pm UTC
    Today, I decided to see what mylifeisjustinbieber is all about. One of the first posts I saw was "today i showed my grandma a pic of justin bieber. she sed who is that little girl ?? i pushed her down the stairs." Am I the only one who think these Justin Bieber fans might need a little help?
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  3. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    Today, i found out that there is a guy at my school who dresses like Harry potter at least twice a week. I asked him why he was dressed like a wizard and he responded "why are you dressed like a muggle?" I told him I was incognito. He tipped his wizard hat and said "your secret is safe with me."
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  4. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:41pm UTC
    Today I was in Wal-Mart shopping for my six year old niece. as I was walking towards a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus aisle, I noticed a girl, around four years old, holding on to a shelf screaming "I'm not going!" to her mother who was trying to get her into the aisle. At least I'm not the only one who does this.
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  5. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    Today a telemarketer called. I proceeded to sing him 'The Circle Of Life' from The Lion King, and 'Be Our Guest' from The Beauty and The Beast. He applauded me enthusiastically, but continued with his sale. I then sang the chorus of 'Baby' - Justin Beiber. He hung up on me.
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  6. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    Last night, my friends and I were on our way to applebee's when "dynamite" came on. We then rolled, down the windows, turned up the volume, and started dancing in the car. As we pulled up to the stop light, an elderly man in the car next to us stared at us quizically. When the light turned green, we both started to drive. As he passed us, he proceeded to roll down his windows and dance as well.
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  7. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    Today, my friend and I saw that they put a New Moon poster up in the girl's locker room. Last time they did this, we sabotaged it. They thought putting the poster behind a glass wall would stop us. We took a a piece of paper, wrote "WANTED, sparkly stalker who watches girls at night." on it and tore out a hole and put it on the wall with his head in the hole. They thought they could stop us.
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  8. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:14pm UTC
    I teach English in South Korea. Last week, I had my 7th graders play Apples to Apples. The adjective? Confused. The winning answer? Teenagers. Nice to know some things are universal.
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  9. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:11pm UTC
    Today in Physics, my professor was so concentrated on the problem she was working on the board, that we could basically yell and she would never know. My friend promptly opened the window and jumped out. After a 15 minute trip to Starbucks, he returned through the door with a frappichino. My professor never knew.
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  10. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    November 16, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    Today, my 6 year old sister came home and said, "My friend says the singer of 'Baby' is a boy, not a girl. She's so silly, right?" Realizing that she was talking about Justin Bieber I replied, "He is a boy.." My sister immediately responds with "Nuh-uh!! She sings just like you!"
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  11. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 20, 2010 5:44pm UTC
    & I thought I loved you, then. ♥

  12. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    Earlier, I was playing Seventeen Forever by Metro Station when my brother walked into the room. He changed the lyrics from "you won't be seventeen forever, and we can get away with this tonight" to "you won't be seventeen forever, unless you're gay like Rob-ert Pat-tin-son" and left the room. I love him.
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  13. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    Today my brother turned 17. The first thing he said to me this morning was "Now I'm old enough to put my name in the goblet of fire!"
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  14. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:52pm UTC
    Today I decided to go through my math text book putting all the right answers in. I then went to the front and wrote 'This book is the property of the Half-Blood Prince'. I cant wait to find out who gets it next.
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  15. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:47pm UTC
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  16. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    Today, I saw a guy driving a Pepsi truck, drinking a Coke.
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  17. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    Today, I realised that even though it is probably a really bad sign, I think it's cool that my scar hurts for no apparent reason some days.
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  18. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    A couple of days ago, I was driving home from my grandparent's house on the interstate, when I passed a field full of zebras. Yeah, zebras.
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  19. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:37pm UTC
    Today, I learned that the guy who plays the voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers is the same guy who plays the voice of Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh. Mind Blown.
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  20. candacexmarie07 candacexmarie07
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    September 14, 2010 4:36pm UTC
    A few days ago, I found out that the Triceratops might not be a real dinosaur. I almost cried. First they say Pluto is not a planet, now THIS?!
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