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callmelauren

Status: Cry over cuts & stitches, not over sluts & b/tches.

Member Since: 26 Jul 2012 10:13am

Last Seen: 30 Mar 2013 12:31pm

Location: White Lake, MI

Gender: F

user id: 320547

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hi, I'm Lauren. I like food. and I like someone, but i'm a single pringle. follow me and I'll follow back;D
My favorite color is turquoise, and I love nevershoutnever, taylor swift, and all that jiff.
Im in love with nutella, & one direction is alright. no hate because I dont really like one direction, becase honestly I dont give two shits.
I dont let people bring me down and niether should you.
Because if someone is trying to bring you down, its only because YOU are higher than them.<3

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callmelauren
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 5:54pm UTC

I wonder what
it feels like
to be
one of those pretty
girls that all the guys want
A UNICORN

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callmelauren
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October 18, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Girls fake smiles and boys fake feelings

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callmelauren
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October 6, 2012 3:26pm UTC

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I
REALLY REALLY WANT!"
OH MY GOSH GRANDMA. JUST ORDER.

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callmelauren
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I love everything that you hate about yourself
nmq/nmf

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callmelauren
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October 6, 2012 3:18pm UTC

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callmelauren
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September 15, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Welcome to a world where people talk about each other and everyone lies,
and everyone tries to be something they're not.
And no one can keep a secret.
& friendships that were meant to last forever, dies.

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callmelauren
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August 22, 2012 8:55pm UTC

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callmelauren
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 11:54am UTC

Guys,
Today is my 13th birthday.

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callmelauren
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red?
You: Nope
Stranger: well, firetrucks have... 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
Stranger: 4+8=12.
Stranger: there are 12 inches in a ruler.
Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Stranger: there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
Stranger: the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
Stranger: the fish have fins.
Stranger: people from Finland are also called fins.
Stranger: Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
Stranger: Russians are red.
Stranger: and firetrucks are always Russian around.
You: LOL

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callmelauren
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 1:37pm UTC

I was about to hug Harry Styles new girlfriend,
but then I hit the mirror...

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callmelauren
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 1:59pm UTC

iCarly.
Spencer: How long do you think it'll take before the elevator's fixed?
Elevator Guy: I dont know, 3 or 4.
Spncer: 3 or 4 what? days? weeks? months?
Elevator Guy: Yeah, maybe 5.
Spencer: 5 what!
Elevator Guy: Look buddy, I'm just a dancer.

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callmelauren
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:47am UTC

Plot twist: The person you like, also likes you.

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callmelauren
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Don't take someone for granted just because you know everytime you push them away, they'd come running back, because one day,
they wont.

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callmelauren
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Normal Flirting: hey cutiee(;
*Winks*
Me: If you were a tree, you'd be a nice tree
*awkward eyebrow raise*
cr: 9gag
nmf - i follow back ^.^

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callmelauren
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:14am UTC

Those girls who wear more make up than clothes.
nmf/nmq

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