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  1. dancing_through_life dancing_through_life
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 12:05pm EST
    Dear facewash commercials,
    how do you do throw that water and NOT get it all over the floor?
    sincerely,
    i broke my neck slipping on water.
    theunicorn


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  3. lawlzebra lawlzebra
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 5:25pm EST
    Dear Taylor Swift,
    i love all your songs and all,
    but i've been waiting for my Prince Charming for a while now. . . can you tell me when he's supposed to arrive?
    Thanks;
    ♥ Heartbroken Teenager

  4. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm EST
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  5. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am EDT
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  6. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:10am EDT
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  7. xxlovelywriterxx xxlovelywriterxx
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 6:53pm EST
    WHO NEED YOU ON VALENTINE'S?
    i have the two most amazing people in the
    WORLD
    with me right now
    and their names are
    <3BEN&JERRY<3
    (and i think lots of peolpe agree :)

  8. xxlovelywriterxx xxlovelywriterxx
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 7:03pm EST
    =X
    Silence is golden
    Duct tape is silver

  9. xxlovelywriterxx xxlovelywriterxx
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 4:38pm EST
    Love is like a bar of soap..
    <3
    Once you think you have it,
    it slips away..
    </3

  10. AngelikaCanedo AngelikaCanedo
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 4:56pm EST
    &
    if it ends today ; I'll still say that
    you shine brighter than anyone does .

    -Paramore

  11. THEobesellama THEobesellama
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 4:54pm EST
    Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
    When protection meant wearing a helmet?
    When the worst thing that you could get
    from boys were cooties?
    Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth
    & mom was your hero?
    Your worst enemies were your siblings?
    Race issues were about
    who ran the fastest?
    War was only a card game?
    The only d­rug you knew was
    cough medicine?
    Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slu­t?
    The only thing that hurt were skinned knees?
    & we couldn't wait to grow up. ?♥ ♥

  12. xxpaperheart xxpaperheart
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 4:59pm EST
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  13. LittleMonstah LittleMonstah
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 4:59pm EST
    And Who Else
    --> wants a gay best friend
    So he can tell you that you
    look fabulous.

  14. pakapeeka pakapeeka
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 8:42pm EST
    The best commercial ever:
    Sharon Osbourne: What's 6g?
    Ozzy Osbourne: What's a Bieber?
    Guy in the background: It looks like a girl!
    Super bowl commercials ♥

  15. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 7:49pm EST
    ------------♥------------
    Every girls an actress;
    Pretending to be okay-
    Her contagious laugh, her pretty smile
    Shes faking every day.
    ~
    Deep inside.
    her worries stir
    bet you don't know
    What its like to be her
    ~
    Guys make her cry-
    Shes a normal girl,
    Shes going crazy;
    her heads in a whirl
    ~
    Just for a second
    if you look in her eyes
    you'll see the regrets
    the memories; the lies.
    ------------♥------------

  16. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:39pm EST
    ----> A kid gave his teacher
    a blank piece of paper. <----
    Teacher: What is this?
    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate all of it.
    Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

  17. strangexemo strangexemo
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 6:31pm EST
    "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!" -Will Ferrel

  18. xoshaay16 xoshaay16
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 6:33pm EST

    &I'ma kick that hoe,
    Punt.

    - not my format.

  19. rosysinger5 rosysinger5
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 6:33pm EST
    You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies in my belly, you can be the captain and I can be your first mate, you can be the chills I feel on our first date.notmine

  20. luna650lu luna650lu
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 6:33pm EST
    I know there's sunshine behind that rain.
    I know there's good times behind that pain.
    Can you tell me how I can make a change?
    I close my eyes, and I can see a better day,
    I close my eyes and pray.
    I close my eyes and I can see a better day, I close my eyes and pray.

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