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sawwah*
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December 13, 2020 11:39pm UTC

a day in the life
i read the news today oh boy..
about a lucky man who made the grade
and though then ews was rather sad
well i just had to la-augh
i saw the photogra-aph

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sawwah*
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December 13, 2020 11:29pm UTC

there's a car thats run by water man!

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TheCovertComic
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November 7, 2020 4:20pm UTC

When the power of love replaces the love of power, there will be no less power, but by definition there will be less love.

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coolgroup666
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November 23, 2020 3:14am UTC

God himself is the sin creator as the bible and coran say. what's the hell then?

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coolgroup666
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November 23, 2020 3:17am UTC

Freedom is not free. But if it consents to electronic monitoring, freedom may be released to home confinement.

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coolgroup666
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November 23, 2020 3:53am UTC

What is God's age?
I guess not earlier than 200,000 years ago. I'd even say there was no God before the end of the Neolithic age, and that means God is roughly 7,000 years old.

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TheCovertComic
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December 5, 2020 5:45am UTC

I'm against anyone dictating morality, no matter who they are. Stop being lazy and type it yourself.

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HakunaaMatata
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March 5, 2014 5:03pm UTC

I DON'T HAVE A BUCKET LIST,
BUT MY F*CKET LIST IS A MILE LONG.

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alisha*
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October 15, 2015 2:37pm UTC

Boy: You're the only girl I talk to.
Me:

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Hale_Storm18
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October 17, 2013 4:22pm UTC

you're not a hippie flower child. you are a 16 year old in the year 2013 in a pac sun tunic sit down.

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happiest*
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October 16, 2013 2:26pm UTC

u don’t realize how loud ur mouse clicking is until it’s the middle of the night and ur trying to hide from ur parents

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happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:19pm UTC

how do mermaids have babies
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
why didn’t aladdin have nipples

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happiest*
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January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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happiest*
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December 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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Breeze
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November 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC

If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.

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happiest*
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February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC

they'll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

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ChocoTaco
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October 10, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you.
Me: Then what's the bell for?

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KayleighJean
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May 12, 2014 4:46pm UTC

On every road we cross alone
We're thinking of those we left back home

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Ineedmakyinme
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May 7, 2014 11:14pm UTC

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN
YOU HEAR SOMEONE
CALLING YOU BUT THERE'S
NO ONE REALLY CALLING
YOU AND THEN YOU SIT
THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE
YOU SWORE YOU COULD
HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it's our loved ones
trying to wake us from the coma.
The just can't scream loud
enough.
Wow, why the f.u.ck would you say that.

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