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  1. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    I DON'T HAVE A BUCKET LIST,
    BUT MY F*CKET LIST IS A MILE LONG.

  2. alisha.* alisha.*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2015 2:37pm UTC
    Boy: You're the only girl I talk to.
    Me:

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    you're not a hippie flower child. you are a 16 year old in the year 2013 in a pac sun tunic sit down.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    u don’t realize how loud ur mouse clicking is until it’s the middle of the night and ur trying to hide from ur parents

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    how do mermaids have babies
    why didn’t tarzan have a beard
    why didn’t aladdin have nipples

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

  8. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
    but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
    I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
    TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    they'll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you.
    Me: Then what's the bell for?

  12. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 4:46pm UTC
    On every road we cross alone
    We're thinking of those we left back home

  13. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN
    YOU HEAR SOMEONE
    CALLING YOU BUT THERE'S
    NO ONE REALLY CALLING
    YOU AND THEN YOU SIT
    THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE
    YOU SWORE YOU COULD
    HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
    Wait, maybe it's our loved ones
    trying to wake us from the coma.
    The just can't scream loud
    enough.
    Wow, why the f.u.ck would you say that.

  14. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 8:04am UTC
    I'm gonna live
    I'm gonna fly, I'm
    gonna fail, I'm
    gonna die

  15. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 11:24pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER FELT
    LIKE YOU DID
    EVERYTHING RIGHT
    AND IT STILL
    ALL WENT WRONG

  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 7:49am UTC
    some of the things i do really make me hate myself so fcking much


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 9:09pm UTC
    Today in science I saw an atom model made out of marshmallows.
    I've never thought chemistry could be so delicious

  19. catharinev1996 catharinev1996
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    Wake up. Go to school. Pretend everything is okay. Go home. Eat something. Throw up. Cry a little. Break down. Try not to self harm. Self harm. Emptiness & Numbess. Tired. Do homework. Try to sleep. Cry myself to sleep. And repeat.

  20. catharinev1996 catharinev1996
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    Screw Society, Love your Body!!!

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