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BlackButterflies
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September 29, 2013 6:06pm UTC

i think that trying to function in society when you have an anxiety disorder is a lot like trying to eat soup with chopsticks
everyone else is walking around eating their soup with spoons and they look at you and ask, "why are you using chopsticks?" and they laugh, make it into a joke that this weird person is eating soup with chopsticks even though it's really difficult.
you say, "i don't have any spoons."
they say, "oh, here, i have a lot of spoons!
here, have one, it's so much easier!"
and then they hand you
another
f/cking
chopstick

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Skimrande
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October 1, 2013 5:16pm UTC

I scribbled letters on my legs in case I didn't wake up
& then closed my eyes and prayed that I would never waste ink

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BlackButterflies
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October 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC

and here we have my english teacher's favourite pun
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Skimrande
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October 5, 2013 5:29pm UTC

If I compliment you and you argue with me I hope you burn your tongue on really hot soup or something.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Well mom & dad,
You got one intelligent child. The only thing is,
she hates herself because she was smart enough to see that this world is
falling apart.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:02am UTC

My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut the f×ck up? Thanks a lot mc×sshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend."

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:11am UTC

i just want do romantic stuff
like wake you with a blow.job

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:54pm UTC

"I never said she stole my money"
This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the emphasised word.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:21pm UTC

Me: *Hisses at cute relationships*

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC

I slip lyrics into conversation very often.
It makes people think I’m philosophical and smart
but really I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

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taytay8056
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July 8, 2013 9:18pm UTC

The last line in the Catching Fire movie better be
"Katniss, there is no district twelve."

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whenitsabouttoendsmile
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:44am UTC

We are the ones, the ones you left behind
Don't tell us how, tell us how to live our lives.
Ten million strong, we're breaking all the rule.
Thank you for nothing, cause there's nothing left to lose.

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sensati0ns
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 4:51am UTC

I'll spread my wings & I'll learn
HOW TO FLY.
♥|||||||||||||||| I ' l l d o wh a t i t
TAKES A TILL I'LL
touch the sky.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Do you think being a frog takes
a lot of Kermitment?

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:58pm UTC

My mom thinks my friends are bad influences;
but honestly, i'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 6:05am UTC

good reasons to criticize or dislike taylor swift/her music:
• s|ut shaming lyrics
• queerphobic lyrics
• shaming females who drink alcohol
• other anti-feminist behavior
bad reasons to criticize or dislike taylor swift/her music:
• dating your favorite celeb
• falling in and out of relationships frequently

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MissAnna
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 11:29pm UTC

he kissed the scars on
HER SKIN; "I STILL THINK YOU'RE BEAU TIFUL & I DON'T WANNA LOSE
my best friend.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 12:50pm UTC

STOP EDITING PICTURES.
If you go missing, how are we going to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook and CarrotTop in real life.

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