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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    So I dont have a cat and I'm not in love and I'm religious and I hate tumblr and I'm fine with my weight and I don't self-harm and I'm not depressed and I like most people and I don't like texting and I like most music and I'm not unnecessarily rude and I'm not very snarky and I'm not that funny and I don't think I'm fugly and I work hard at school and I get stressed out easily and I actually go out of my way and still make an effort and just djfkasdjflksdjflsd
    like I suddenly feel like so much of this website has become about shallow things like that.
    Making quotes isn't about that. It's about coming up with something clever, or about noting something particularly memorable down. To me, wittyprofiles.com has always been about more than being 'anti-cool'.
    Some people should keep that in mind.
    (And I'm not insinuating that everything I've mentioned is like that - please don't get offended. I just feel that there's suddenly a 'norm' on witty and to me, that's very very stupid.
    I'm not trying to imply that some of the issues raised here (e.g. self-harm) are just attention-seeking or anything like that.
    Thank you.)

  3. katiesueboo katiesueboo
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I used to know my place was a spot next to you,
    Now I'm searching the room for an empty seat,
    'Cause lately I don't even know what page you're on.

  4. perksofhaley perksofhaley
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:06am UTC
    Hello, My name is:
    Jake From State Farm

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    common writers' problem:
    week one = 5,342 words.
    week two = 2,012 words.
    week three = 28,466 words.
    week four = -5,078 words.
    #fml

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    I've become so numb I can't feel you there-
    Become so tired-
    So much more aware.
    I'm becoming like this, & all I want to do
    is be more like me,
    & be less like you.

  7. perksofhaley perksofhaley
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 11:10am UTC
    you are all beautiful in your own way

  8. perksofhaley perksofhaley
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    its impossible said pride
    its riskey said experience
    its pointless said reason
    give it a try
    said the heart❤

  9. wondering wondering
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    ~ Freedom is a state of mind ~

  10. Symphony Symphony
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    It's come to the point
    where bleeding hurts
    less than the sadness
    that has settled upon
    my aching heart.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. QuietlyLoud QuietlyLoud
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Me: this is totaly going on Witty. I'm such a genious
    Me: *clicks 'preview your quote'* ohh yeah!
    Me: *next day, looks at quote* Why the he.ll did i post that!?

  13. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    I wish people would listen as much as they talk[
    nmf

  14. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    iTunes has it all wrong.
    The hottest single of the year is me.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    I really wish my name was Diana Prince. That way I could
    greet people like, "Hi, my name is Diana Prince. But you can call me Wonder Woman."

  16. SkylarMini SkylarMini
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    There is that one amazing person in my life right now who is there for me whenever i need, even if it is inconvenient she is able to spare 10 minutes to listen to me. She always gives good advice, she is so kind to me, she understands me. She always goes the extra mile for me and makes sure that I am ok. She is very smart, very funny, very kind, very considerate and very loving. I don't think I have met someone who understands me she does. I have never met anyone who has ever been as good to me as what she has.
    She is my hero <3

  17. shorisunbird092 shorisunbird092
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Isn't it kind of sad to think that after you move away from home you won't get to remind your family members of things like:
    "Yes, I am right handed."
    "Yes, I am STILL TALLER THAN YOU."
    "I was born on this day: ___________. And I am ____ years old."
    "We share(d) the same last name. We can eat from the same plate."
    "........I don't like eating mushrooms."
    "I AM IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. GET OUT."
    Well, at least until you see them again.

  18. xgabbyx xgabbyx
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    I'm Your Mate
    Chapter 4
    "Avery, Avery, wake up" Some said while shaking me.
    I opened my eyes and saw Derek sitting on the bed staring at me with concerned eyes. "Why the he// are you waking me up?" I grumbled, sitting up.
    There is nothing I hate more than being woken up from my sleep.
    "You woke me up, you were yelling and crying. Were you having a nightmare?"
    "I don't remember." I replied sighing. "Where's Jace?"
    "He had to go take care of some pack issues. He told Cammie to keep an eye out for you, but she sleeps through anything. Even though she has wolf hearing. I heard you yelling so I came rushing in here."
    "Well what the he// time is it?" I mumbled rubbing my eyes.
    "Around 3 in the morning." He replied laying down next to me on the bed. I felt the heat coming off his body and snuggled closer to him. I looked over at him and saw he wasn't wearing anything but boxers.
    "Derek!" I shrieked pushing away from him and almost falling off the bed.
    "Don't yell, bunny, people can hear you." He replied sarcastically pulling me close to him again.
    "Well, why aren't you wearing clothes!"
    "Because this is how I sleep. Did you forget the part where I told you, you woke me up?" He said chuckling.
    I turned around so that my back was facing him and kicked off the covers because he was making me sweat.
    "Why aren't you wearing pants?" He growled.
    "Because this is how I sleep." I said mocking him.
    "Do you know what you're doing to me?"
    "Apparently not." I sighed closing my eyes, wanting nothing more than to be asleep right now.
    "I want to have those sexy legs wrapped around me." He breathed out, his warm breath hitting my ear.
    The breath caught in my throat. "Don't say that." I hissed.
    He sighed, but didn't say anything. After he said that I couldn't sleep. I just kept tossing and turning. I quietly got out of the bed and tip toed down the stairs. I definitely don't want to wake up a werewolf.
    I searched around the kitchen until I found a mug and a tea bag. I made myself some tea and sat down at their huge dining room table.
    I've tried running away from my ex boyfriend before, but he always found me. About 2 weeks ago I finally told my parents about what has been happening and that's why we moved here so quickly.
    Every night I have a nightmare and I usually remember them, but I wonder why I didn't remember this one.
    "Avery, what the he// are you doing up?" Jace growled walking into dining room.
    "I was having a nightmate so Derek came rushing in and woke me up. He fell asleep, but I couldn't. I was thirsty so I came down here and made myself a cup of tea." I replied tracing the top of the cup with my pointer finger.
    "Derek did. What about Cammie?"
    "Derek said she's a heavy sleeper, I woke him up that's why he came into the room." I sighed.
    "Did he make a move on you?" He spat.
    "What? No? He just made sure I was alright." I snapped getting angry with him. Why is he freaking out because Derek came and comforted me when he was gone.
    "He obviously didn't do a good job if you're down here and he's upstairs sleeping. Especially since he's sleeping in my bed. I can hear his snores from here." He took a step towards me. If he gets any closer I'm not going to be able to be mad at him for being so jealous.
    "Don't come any closer to me." I warned standing up from my chair.
    "Why? What happens when I'm close to you?" He purred taking another step towards me.
    I put both of my hands up warning him to stop.
    "I can't think straight and I'm supposed to be mad at you for being so angry with Derek. He's only trying to help me. Plus, I have a stronger connection wtih you than I do him."
    "What was your nightmare about?" He asked changing the subject.
    I ran my hand through my hair. "I don't know. I usually remember all my nightmares since I have one every night, but this one I don't. I have no idea what it was about. They're usually about my most recent relationship and my crazy ex"
    "Will you tell me about your relationship?" He asked rubbing his thumb across my cheek.
    "Maybe. I'm not ready yet." I replied sighing. "In the cafeteria how come when you were angry and I touched you, you calmed down instantly?"
    "I have a strong connection with you and my wolf doesn't want to hurt you." He answer pulling me into a hug. "Can I take you on a date tomorrow after school?"
    "Yeah." I said with a smile and wrapped my arms around his body.
    How aborbs! I can't wait to write what happends in the date! xoxo!

  19. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Dads in movies: See if he has a brother he can set your sister up with!
    My Dad: IF A BOY EVER TOUCHES YOU HE WILL DIE!

  20. DepressedGirl143 DepressedGirl143
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    is it normal for me to always find the negative things in eveything i do. if i guy tells me he likes me i cut myself down about it. anything i do i always find bad things in it. no matter where i am or who im with im always really upset and all i wanna do is be alone.. whats wrong with me? none of my friends do this!😖

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