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October 19, 2014 1:33pm UTC

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October 19, 2014 10:13am UTC

When life's a loaded gun, you pull the trigger

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Morgan*
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October 13, 2014 6:52pm UTC

stuDYINGstuDIEDcoincidence? I think not

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Morgan*
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October 12, 2014 12:18pm UTC

❒ Single❒ Taken ✔ Mentally dating hot anime guys

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Morgan*
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October 11, 2014 5:44pm UTC

Evan: you're stupidme: Evan I know you're insane but you should really stop talking to yourself in public

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Morgan*
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October 8, 2014 3:45pm UTC

I know I'm not that perfectbut stay a whilebaby then you will see

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Morgan*
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October 6, 2014 9:30pm UTC

Thingboutme #32 (it's been so long since I've done one of these)Sometimes when people have a cräppy day, it makes me feel bad because my day was good.

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Morgan*
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October 6, 2014 6:40pm UTC

Me: *rubs my eyes* I think my mascara smeared. *thinks* Dafuq? I don't even wear mascara!

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Morgan*
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October 4, 2014 9:17pm UTC

-2 years ago-Me: I just found out how to tolerate Justin Bieber and now Five Directions and Austin Mahomie come along.

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Morgan*
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October 3, 2014 4:30pm UTC

Me: *eating a spicy taco* this is supposed to be spicy? I feel a kick, but it's not spicy.
-1 minute later-
mom: is it spicy yet?
me: nope *takes huge bite*
-1 more minute later-
me: *feels spiciness*
my thoughts: dont tell them! its not that spicy! YOU CAN DO THIS

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Morgan*
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October 2, 2014 4:42pm UTC

Yesterday my brother was mad at me for breathing in his air guitar.

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Morgan*
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September 30, 2014 7:23pm UTC

"ιмperғecтιon ιѕ вeaυтy
мadneѕѕ ιѕ genιυѕ
and ιт'ѕ вeттer тo вe aвѕolυтely rιdιcυloυѕ
тнan aвѕolυтely вorιng"
-мarιlyn мonroe

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Morgan*
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September 30, 2014 7:05pm UTC

As my colors fade out you watch me bleed

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Morgan*
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September 28, 2014 8:10pm UTC

Mr. Tipton: I want you two to sing a duet together.
Guy: When pigs fly.
Zack and Cody's Mom: You fly?

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Morgan*
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September 28, 2014 4:19pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you try tickling a
little kid
AND THEY ARENT
TICKLISH

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Morgan*
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September 28, 2014 8:05am UTC

ON THE OUTSIDE YOU ARE GORGEOUS
ON THE OUTSIDE YOU ARE FAIR
YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FACE BUT IT'S A WASTE OF TIME
BECAUSE IT DON'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE UGLY ON THE INSIDE

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Morgan*
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September 28, 2014 8:02am UTC

If I call you up
It was just to
say
I liked you the
other way

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Morgan*
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September 25, 2014 7:31pm UTC

You can fix ignorant, but you can't fix stupid.

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Morgan*
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September 25, 2014 7:31am UTC

Sometimes I wonder if my parents look at me and think "where did I go wrong?"

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Morgan*
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September 23, 2014 9:58pm UTC

Sally sells seashells by the seashoreWell sally is stupid for selling them there. People can find their own for free.

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