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buzzlightyearlover92

1. buzzlightyearlover92
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   Comments on a picture of a gay couple on Facebook:
   Random Guy: Gay.
   One of the gay guys: No, but my boyfriend is.
   
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2. buzzlightyearlover92
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   May 28, 2012 10:05am UTC
   I shaved my head in honor of people who have cancer and raised over $1,000 for cancer research. Everyone just keeps telling me how beautiful I am. :)Pictures are on my profile... :)
   
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3. buzzlightyearlover92
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   May 3, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
   While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
   Sincerely,
   The Opportunist
   
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4. buzzlightyearlover92
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   April 25, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   In exactly one month, I am shaving my head in honor of those fighting cancer... I've never been more excited about something in my entire life.
   
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5. buzzlightyearlover92
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   March 31, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   RELATIONSHIP STATUS:
   [ ] Single
   [ ] Taken
   [X] Looking for a zombie apocalypse survival partner
   
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6. buzzlightyearlover92
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   "Package for Josh Nichols."
   "Thanks, have a good day."
   "Don't tell me what to do."
   -Drake and Josh <3
   
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7. buzzlightyearlover92
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   February 6, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   So today, when my dad dropped my older brother and I off at school, my brothers girlfriend got out of her car in front of us. She had tears running down her face. When he saw that she was crying, my mmy mmymy brother dropped his stuff and ran over to her. He hugged her, picked up her books, put his arm around her, and walked her inside.
   It was the nicest thing ive ever seen anyone do.
   
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8. buzzlightyearlover92
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   February 3, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   I Wonder...
   How many people have tried calling the Progresso chefs from their soup can.
   
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9. buzzlightyearlover92
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   January 9, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   What happens,
   if I'm traveling
   at the speed of light,
   and turn on a flashlight?
   
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10. buzzlightyearlover92
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Ofcourse
    I'm in love
    with you
    darling.
    
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11. buzzlightyearlover92
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    January 5, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Looking at a baby wearing footie pajamas...
    and realizing you have the same pair. :)
    
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12. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 29, 2011 10:00am UTC
    Love is handing someone a gun,
    letting them point it at your head,
    and believing they wont pull the trigger.
    -Spongebob Squarepants
    
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13. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 23, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Doing a presentation in class…
    Me: “Umm…”
    Teacher: “Don’t say umm.”
    Me: “Ok, Umm…“
    
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14. buzzlightyearlover92
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Just because it's Christmas, doesn't mean you have to be a
    HOE
    HOE
    HOE
    
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15. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 21, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Hey there is this great invention called CLOTHES.
    Ever heard of them?
    Well, it would do us all a HUGE favor if you put some on.
    
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16. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 19, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Falling down the stairs and sitting there to make it look like you meant to do it...
    
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17. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 17, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    LIFE IS A DANCEFLOOR
    LOVE IS THE RHYTHM
    GOD IS THE DJ
    YOU ARE THE MUSIC
    
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18. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 17, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    I THINK ABOUT YOU WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD...
    
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19. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 16, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    No, he is NOT my boyfriend, he is my best friend. I tell him everything, probably way to much for him to handle, but he sits there and just listens. Yes, I tell him I love him, because I do, in a way no other person can understand. No, I will never go out with him because I am way to afraid to lose our friendship. And yes, trust me, he is a way better friend than you ever were...
    
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20. buzzlightyearlover92
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    December 14, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    My Best Friend: "You have an attention span of a sugar..."
    Me: "What? That didnt make any sense!"
    My Best Friend: "Yes, it did, you just didnt pay attention to the cookie part."
    Me: walking away...
    
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