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kara008

posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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eskimokisses
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 3:54pm UTC

2010: you're only cool if you have Silly Bandz.
2011: planking is boss.
2012: hey, let's go choke on cinnamon!
i bet God just went *facepalm*

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xokcgox01
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March 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them

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ifrolicktheoasis
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March 6, 2012 5:20pm UTC

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Reader_Aubrey
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February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC

i dare you to fav this..
and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.
♥

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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xxheather109xx
posted a quote
November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook
(:

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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xKatelinx55
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

When Monsters Inc. 2 comes out in November...
little kids waiting in line: "mommy, I wanna be the first to go in!"
me: I've been waiting 11 years for this, so I will be the first to go in!"

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Roxeyd
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Out of curiousity,
Who else is getting tired of all the
One Direction
Quotes?

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ambear24
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Conversation between my dad and me:
Dad: Well, be ready for school tomorrow...
Me: Tomorrow's Saturday...
Dad: Well, be ready anyway!
Fave If You Love Your Dad(:

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BlackButterflies
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February 24, 2012 2:10pm UTC

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laurenwinkler18
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February 24, 2012 5:45pm UTC

fave this if you want your notifications blown up. ♥

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peacelovedance1297xo
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 10:04pm UTC

I hate how showers only seem to have two heat settings:
3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antartica

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:22am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Girl, shut up.
Your vaigina has been used more than Google.

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 10:42am UTC

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 9:39pm UTC

& am I the only person
who used to sit in front
of a fan, & listen to my
robot voice?

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adancer247
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:09pm UTC

if a tomato is a fruit
tt h e n i s n ' t k e t c h u p t e c h n i c a l l y a s m o o t h i e
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BlackButterflies
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February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

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