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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Could you imagine if doctors sent out texts to people?
    like getting a text that said "he’s Debra" and then getting one that was like
    "omg wtf autocorrect i meant he’s dead lol"

  2. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    me: mom, i need money
    mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

  3. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are.

  4. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Me: sh.t I turned off the lights without grabbing my phone
    Me: no problem I'll just use the light from my phone to-
    Me: dammit

  5. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Me: * sings in the shower
    Me: I sound like beyonce omg
    *Simon Cowell walks into bathroom*
    Him: it's a no from me.

  6. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    i was at a restaurant today with my family and my grandparents and i was looking at pictures of people then and now and this is what happened:
    Grandpa: kailee search 'Linsey Lohan N.u.d.e'
    Me: Grandpa......why?
    Grandpa: Just do it.
    *searches images*
    Me:GRANDPA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ARE 74 YEARS OLD.
    Mom: now thats on the history of your phone
    Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY

  7. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Justin timberlake puts out a brand of Cereal: Justin Timberflakes
    Justin timberlake opens up a bakery: Justin Timberbakes
    Hey look! Justin Timberlake is at a barbecue! He's making: Justin Timbersteaks
    Justin timberlake lipsyncs: Justin Timberfakes
    Oh look, it's Justin Timberlake's birthday, he gets a: Justin Timbercake

  8. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    We live in a world where if someone says there are a billion stars in the sky you'll believe them, but when someone says the paint of the wall is wet, you have to go and touch it to make sure.

  9. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    When I'm Sick:
    Mom: You're sick because you fall asleep at 1 am
    Mom: You're sick because you sleep all day.
    Mom: You're sick because you are always on the internet.
    Mom: You're sick because you sleep with too many blankets.
    Mom: You're sick because you sleep with too little blankets.
    Mom: You're sick because you don't go outside
    Mom: You're sick because you go outside too much.
    Mom: You're sick because you didn't clean your room.
    Mom: You're sick because you spent too much time cleaning your room.
    Mom: You're sick because you don't talk to any one.
    Mom: You're sick because you are constantly texting people.

  10. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    My friend and my sister thought it would be funny to scare the sh.t out of me by forcing me to watch Paranormal Activity 3....the whole movie and I know what you are thinking that i'm some sort of baby, but if you really know me......any type of Horror movie scares the sh.t out of me.

  11. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Rip
    Talia Joy castellano
    She died 11:22 this morning

  12. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    My neighbors are having a party.....
    without me......
    What's a party without Kailee?

  13. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    Today me and my friend prank called walmart, taget and another store with a pizzera inside of it and random people for about 2 hours

  14. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Follow my new tumblr!
    http://www.Petrich0r-Rain.tumblr.com
    All pics are taken by me

  15. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    Taylor Swift when she's 80:
    "I knew you were trouble when you wheeled in"

  16. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Guys i feel like i'm just going to break down in tears any moment
    I do baton twirling and today we were doig two turns and i'm bad at doing them and my coach (who i can't stand) said along the lines i'm bad because i don't practice and i do practice a lot and i felt today i just want to quit. I feel like everyone is better than me and i like cheer and tumbling much better..and i have been thinking for a while tht quiting would be better because im not enjoying baton twirling as much as i used to and i feel like it just lowers my self esteem.But i don't know what to do. I think im just going to quit.

  17. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    I have a question
    I'm 13 years old
    and i am about 5'3
    Do you think that's tall?

  18. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    You say that I'm kinda difficult
    But it's always someone else's fault
    Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
    You can count on me to misbehave
    ©bunnylover43

  19. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Do you ever just touch your boobs
    because you can.

  20. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    guys i finally
    went inside a starbucks today
    ...but i didnt buy anything

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