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kelly*
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September 20, 2013 7:50pm UTC

i have so much homework
now what movie should i watch

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carson5482
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 4:15pm UTC

My mom just informed me that my first word
was "quote" so now I have to make sure that
the last word I say before I die is "unquote".

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:43pm UTC

"haha lol omg"
- a biography by me

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Hale_Storm18
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September 20, 2013 4:56pm UTC

My biology teacher: If you ever date someone, you should make a punnett square. And if your kids are ugly, dump them.

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sleepy*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:05am UTC

Every girl has five personalities.
1.How she acts at school.
2.How she acts around her friends.
3.How she acts around her family.
4.How she acts when she's with him.
5.How she acts when she's alone.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 2:42pm UTC

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 10:27am UTC

*Gets Sent To Hell*
Me: Huh? Where am I?
Satan: You're in Hell.
Me: What? But I was just alive...
Satan: And now you're dead.
Me: *sighs* I guess I'm gonna be punished for my sins now, huh?
Satan: Not exactly, I just need you to poke at these suffering souls in a pit with a pitchfork.
Me: Really? So this is like a job offer or something?
Satan: Somewhat *hands me a giant pitchfork* Try it out.
Me: Okay *pokes into the pit* Hey, this is kinda fun. *pokes more*
Satan: You're getting the hang of it.
Me: Yepp. Say, can I have two pitchforks instead of just one?
Satan:
Me:
Me: *gets named employee of the month*
mq

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Me: *goes through a year of school*
Me: Wow that was so fast!
Me: *watches a 30 second youtube ad*
Me: THIS IS NEVERENDING

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC

how do people do their homework immediately after they get home?
i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 2:43pm UTC

gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me feel uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop

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pavanstorm
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 11:34am UTC

Do you ever type something really long and then delete it all because you realize no one actually cares

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:40am UTC

I wonder how much a Zebra would
cost if you
scanned it.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 2:13pm UTC

one of my greatest fears is im going to suddenly die without warning and no one on witty will know. people will slowly start unfollowing me and hundreds of comments will go unreplied and people will think i just abandoned my page rudely and without warning but ill actually be in a shallow grave.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 7:36pm UTC

Did you know that if you read the bible backwards...
You're still a gullible idiot.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 2:17pm UTC

People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as f-ck, bada$$ and hardcore bye.

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*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 8:30pm UTC

it's okay. i understand. she's skinnier. she's funnier. she's prettier.
don't worry. I wouldn't choose me either.

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Breeze
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:14am UTC

So... I heard that some people are twerking for their exercise. Apparently, in six weeks, you can lose ten pounds and your dignity

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 12:34am UTC

How To Twerk
Step 1: Dont.

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 8:23pm UTC

today at i saw a wifi network called
“Scott’s iPhone” so i tried logging into
it with the password “scottiscool” and it worked

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