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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:21pm EDT
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    October 7, 2013 8:39pm EDT
    Me on first day of calculus: As long as I know "the limit does not exist" I'll be fine.

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
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    October 7, 2013 8:19pm EDT
    Your mom's name is mom.
    My mom's name is mom.
    dude don’t freak out but I think we’re related

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:25pm EDT
    Today in school I was listening to these two girls
    conversation and they were talking about blo.w jobs and
    the one girl was like “Do you swallow c.um?” and the
    other one was like “no I heard somewhere that your
    stomach doesnt digest it and it stays in your stomach
    for 7 years” and the other girl was like “I think that’s
    gum” and the other girl was like“no I'm pretty
    sure that it’s cu.m”
    I had to walk away to keep from bursting out laughing

  5. happiest* happiest*
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    October 2, 2013 2:40pm EDT
    Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always

  6. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:41pm EDT
    Today, I bruised my big toe because I ran it
    over with the wheel of a computer chair...
    while I was sitting in the chair.

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    October 1, 2013 8:44pm EDT
    Mom: Your room is still a mess, you haven't made your bed, you didn't even start your chores, and I'm sure you haven't touched your homework. You got absolutely nothing accomplished today.
    Me: MOTHER I GOT A TOP QUOTE ON WITTY, DON'T YOU DARE SAY TODAY WAS UNPRODUCTIVE!

  8. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 1:41pm EDT
    if you ever feel like you did something stupid, just remember zac efron and his yolo tattoo

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:36pm EDT
    when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:07pm EDT
    Since my last break up:
    Two of my "best friends" have gone out with him.
    One is currently with him and going to homecoming with him.
    *Applauds* Girl code at it's strongest.
    But really.


  11. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:39pm EDT
    dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

  13. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:17pm EDT
    Does anyone else find it
    frustrating
    When there's this guy and he's fun and nice and cool.
    But it's impossible to get his undivided attention.
    Everytime you talk to him you get intterrupted by some other person and it just so ughhhh.

  14. _Jannette _Jannette
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    September 30, 2013 9:08pm EDT
    Instead of getting their period, girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month. everyone wins.
    format cred: _Jannette
    don't remove.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    September 30, 2013 8:08pm EDT
    Me on wedding day: So like I totally feel like wearing sweatpants today. Hope no one cares.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    September 29, 2013 9:47pm EDT
    Don't get discouraged if your relationship with someone starts off a little rocky. Neither my mom nor my dad showed up for their first date with one another and about 28 or 29 years later they're still together.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    September 27, 2013 5:39pm EDT
    swag won't pay the bills and apparently neither will your degree

  18. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 4:44pm EDT
    Uh, did Witty like
    lose half of its members while
    i was in school or something?

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 2:55pm EDT
    my brain has too many tabs open

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 2:52pm EDT
    me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
    me as a teenager: who the fck just unfollowed me

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