Today in school I was listening to these two girls conversation and they were talking about blo.w jobs and the one girl was like “Do you swallow c.um?” and the other one was like “no I heard somewhere that your stomach doesnt digest it and it stays in your stomach for 7 years” and the other girl was like “I think that’s gum” and the other girl was like“no I'm pretty sure that it’s cu.m” I had to walk away to keep from bursting out laughing
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October 1, 2013 8:44pm EDT
Mom: Your room is still a mess, you haven't made your bed, you didn't even start your chores, and I'm sure you haven't touched your homework. You got absolutely nothing accomplished today. Me: MOTHER I GOT A TOP QUOTE ON WITTY, DON'T YOU DARE SAY TODAY WAS UNPRODUCTIVE!
Does anyone else find it frustrating When there's this guy and he's fun and nice and cool. But it's impossible to get his undivided attention. Everytime you talk to him you get intterrupted by some other person and it just so ughhhh.
Don't get discouraged if your relationship with someone starts off a little rocky. Neither my mom nor my dad showed up for their first date with one another and about 28 or 29 years later they're still together.