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  1. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  2. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  3. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  4. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  5. PotterHeadPride PotterHeadPride
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  6. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Police man: Sir, are you drunk?
    Me: of course no occifer.
    Police: ...Right. Well i need to test you,
    so say the alphabet backwards.
    Me: Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
    Police: I'm impressed.
    I couldn't do that sober.
    Me: Me either.

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    When killing them with kindness doesn't work. Try a baseball bat.
    Results may very
    nmq/nmf


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  9. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    *Today In Class*
    Teacher: No girls are allowed to room with boys on the trip
    Class: *Groans*
    *Kid raises hand*
    Teacher: Yes?
    Kid: Well, what if we're gay?
    Class: *Laughs*
    Teacher: Doesn't matter. Let me put it this way: We are going on the trip with 100 kids. We don't want to come back with 101.
    This was hilarious. Hahaha (:

  10. ballher21 ballher21
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I'm just taking a wild guess here...
    But I don't think Taylor Swift and her ex-boyfriend are ever, ever, ever getting back together.
    Like, ever.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Me at the store with my brothers girlfriend and her friend
    Brothers Gf: Yeah My Phone has siri.
    Me: Cool.
    Her Friend: Oh can I ask it a question!?
    Brothers Gf: Sure, here *hands phone*
    Her friend: Siri, when can I start breastfeeding?
    Siri: *no response*
    Her friend: WHEN CAN MY BOOBS PRODUCE MILK?!
    Siri: *no response*
    Her friend: CAN I DRINK MY OWN BOOB MILK!?
    Siri: Nearest mental hospital, 67 miles away.

  13. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    *me watching a scary movie.*
    Me: "Meh, it's not even scary."
    T.V: "Based on a true story."
    Me: "HOLY FLUBBERNUGGETS! LOCK
    THE DOORS! LOCK THE DOOORRRSSS!" \(*o*)/

  14. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Me: Hey, how does my hair look?
    My friend: Good
    Me: Okay thanks
    Me: *decides to look at a mirror a minute later*
    Me: ......o.O
    Me: PEASANT, YOU LIED TO ME!!

  15. Fizzy_Monster Fizzy_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Remember those
    time's when we were
    younger and we tried
    to insult each other
    by saying...
    "Your not coming to
    my birthday anymore!""2"

  16. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    -Today in woodshop-
    Teacher: Now this machine has a 93 inch long blade.
    Boy behind me: Yeah, mine's 93 inches long, too.
    Class: *snickers*
    Teacher: *oblivious* Now the blade has two protectors on either side of it.
    Same boy: Mine has three 'cause that's how boss I am.
    Class: *snickers louder*
    Teacher: It can slice through wood very easily, even hard wood.
    Boy: Yeah, mine does that every day. That's how tough it is.
    Class: *dying of laughter*
    Teacher: I know it might seem funny, but it's actually very dangerous.
    Boy: I know, I'm always warning people about it.

  17. poohbear102396 poohbear102396
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    My Boy-friend,
    Has a date to homecoming, But i'm 100% ok with it and heres why;
    1) He asked her to home coming before he asked me out.
    2) I also have a date to homecoming
    3) The girl he asked? She's autistic and has dyownsin-drone.
    I love him so much, He's so kind.

  18. chlomonsta chlomonsta
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Me sat next to a really cute boy in class;
    Me; Ow.
    Boy; What?
    Me; I bit my tounge
    Boy; Oh.
    Me; Kiss it better?
    Boy; *slowly moves to another seat*
    true story.

  19. vaginiall vaginiall
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    what're u doing?
    laying in bed
    nmf,
    naked?
    yeah
    nmf,
    send me a pic
    it's dark
    nmf,
    i dont care
    yeah
    nmf,

  20. 99may1 99may1
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Eleven years ago,
    my daddy was walking to work. He used to work in the twin towers
    and would walk from the subway to his office.
    He had just gotten a pair of new shoes and they were giving him blisters.
    So, he stopped in Starbucks and ordered a tall, dark coffee
    He found a seat in the corner of the Starbucks and took off his shoes.
    He slowly sippe his coffee, while rubbing his feet.
    Suddenly, a message started planning on the TV in the corner.
    it showed the building where he worked, but it was in flames.
    The reporter started to tell all about how the planes had hit the building.
    It sunk in, and my daddy called my mom, letting her know he was ok.
    Something saved my father that day,
    maybe it was his shoes,
    but i believe it was God. He saved my daddy so that he could still be a part of my life and so he can walk me up the isle.
    So thank you, God.
    I love you, Daddy.

:)

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