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  1. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    ~I whip my hair back and forth~
    It amazes me how the #21 song on iTunes is sung by a 10 year old.

  2. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:24pm UTC
    Things you know because of TV #5:
    If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the phone and saying, "Hello?, Hello?"

  3. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:23pm UTC
    Things you know because of TV #4:
    It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

  4. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:22pm UTC
    Things you know because of TV #3:
    People never finish their drinks.

  5. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:20pm UTC
    Things you know because of TV #2:
    The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris, France.

  6. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:19pm UTC
    Things you know because of TV #1:
    All shopping bags contain one stick of french bread.

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    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    the LOL JK joke isn't funny.

  8. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:01pm UTC
    Wondering about the Drake and Josh quote?
    No. Actually I'm not. And I'm pretty sure no one else is either...

  9. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when...
    your mom and grandma
    are the 2 finalists for
    fantasy football.

  10. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    Courage is fear that has said its
    prayers. ♥
    ~Dorothy Bernard

  11. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    The Best way
    to make your dreams come true,
    is to wake up. ♥
    not my f ormat

  12. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:47pm UTC
    → UPP
    |/\|#@+$ |\/|@|\|?

  13. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    The school dance instantly gets better when the DJ plays the
    →→ Cotton Eyed Joe.

  14. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:34pm UTC
    That one song
    everyone will stop what they're doing just to sing it.
    [♥]

  15. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    that awkward moment when...
    you place an order over the phone and you don't understand what order number they gave you to pick up your food with
    .

  16. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    YOU'RE MAGICALLY IN LESS TROUBLE WHEN YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT EVERYONE FAILED THE TEST, NOT JUST YOU.

  17. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    i've never heard
    silence
    quite this LOUD.

  18. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    EVERY TIME...
    i drive by a water tower,
    i always wonder if there's a mermaid up there
    like in Aquamarine.

  19. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    Change your FB profile picture to a cartoon from your childhood. The goal? To not see a human face on FB till Monday, December 6th. Join the fight against child abuse... copy & paste to your status!

  20. bubbles0894 bubbles0894
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    Creating a [[quote]] then immediately
    refreshing the page
    to see if anyone faved it. ♥

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