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  1. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 13, 2011 5:17pm EDT
    You can take everything I have
    You can break everything I am. Like I'm made of glass. Like I'm made of paper. Go on and try to tear me down. I will be rising from the ground.
    Like a skyscraper

    nmf

  2. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 13, 2011 3:33pm EDT
    Dear cereal companies,
    Please put toys back in your boxes. I miss them.
    Sincerely, a code to get something on the internet is NOT the same thing.
    nmf

  3. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 13, 2011 3:27pm EDT
    Dear MTV Movie Award audience,
    I... uh ... um... wow.. um... I ... uh... th-thank you!
    Sincerely, Kristen Stewart.
    nmf

  4. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 13, 2011 3:21pm EDT
    Dear person talking to me,
    When i have my earphones in, and the music is blasting, it usually means i don't want to talk.
    Sincerely, blank stare.
    nmf

  5. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 11, 2011 1:29am EDT
    Dear Bella,
    Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
    Sincerely, Coach Carr.

  6. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 11, 2011 1:24am EDT
    Dear Rihanna,
    I know the whip excites you, but please return it to me ASAP.
    Sincerely, Indiana Jones.

  7. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 11, 2011 1:19am EDT
    Dear Mufasa,
    I could have sworn cats had nine lives. Sorry bro...
    Sincerely, Scar.

  8. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 11, 2011 1:13am EDT
    Dear automatic hand dryers,
    I wasn't aware that the final part of your instructions was to "Give up and dry hands on shirt."
    Sincerely, annoyed.

  9. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 11, 2011 1:08am EDT
    Dear Board of Education,
    so are we.
    Sincerely, students everywhere.

  10. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 11, 2011 1:02am EDT
    Dear couples everywhere,
    Being single means accidentally forgetting to shave one leg and not having to worry about fixing it.
    Sincerely, happy on my own.

  11. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    July 11, 2011 12:56am EDT
    Drama (noun) - When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Ty instead and Ty likes Hanna and Hanna likes Mike so Hanna asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.

  12. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    June 29, 2011 2:31pm EDT
    Paranoia (noun) -
    When you've been circling C's on your exam for the last five questions.

  13. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    June 29, 2011 2:26pm EDT
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    S ummer (noun) - The season where you never know what day it is .

  14. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    June 29, 2011 2:20pm EDT
    Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
    nmf

  15. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    June 5, 2011 5:38pm EDT
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.

  16. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    May 20, 2011 9:20pm EDT
    To Do List:
    Walk to fridge. Return to seat disappointed. Repeat.

  17. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    May 19, 2011 7:00pm EDT
    Homework (noun)-What you should be doing right now.

  18. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    May 17, 2011 9:16pm EDT
    Shorty I love you and you love me too. We were meant to be 'cause shorty you love me and i love you too. and I promise I'll be true to you. -Eminem <3

  19. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    April 4, 2011 3:50pm EDT
    Junk (noun) - Something you keep for years and then throw away one week before you need it.

  20. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
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    April 4, 2011 3:46pm EDT
    Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

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