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lithium*
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August 28, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Oh God, that was probably a really weird thing to say wasn't it - an autobiography by Rachael

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Ethanol
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August 28, 2013 11:29am UTC

FORMAT BY MEEEEEE ETHANOL YOOLO
You make mistakes and you get stronger from them,
I BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE STRENGTH.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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August 28, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a str.pper pole and he had to apologize?
I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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August 28, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Fun Fact:
H0mosexual.ty was classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979.
Swedes protested by calling into work sick, saying they "felt g@y."

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lithium*
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August 28, 2013 3:53pm UTC

"Be nice to your pets. They have a very small life and you are a god to them. Guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide, and leave them with the best impression of earth."
— tumblr
format by Ethanol

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Eli22b
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Am i the only one
with like a favorite tap in my house where I get my water. Like seriously guys I'm telling you my bathroom sink's water tastes so much better than the kitchen and idk why it just does ok
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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happiest*
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August 28, 2013 2:59pm UTC

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

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Fall4you
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August 28, 2013 2:09am UTC

hey, remember when people were trying to justify taylor swift as being a bigger s|ut than miley cyrus?

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dreamer*
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August 28, 2013 6:17am UTC

Basically me at school all day:
me: I hate all of you.
me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday.
me: Holy f*ck walk faster.
me: Get smarter idiot.
me: Maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die.
me: I'm so hungry.

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capsized*
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August 24, 2013 5:03pm UTC

My mom's the best.
While I'm freaking out about college, crying hysterically, she's just staring at me. So once I finally calmed down and wiped my eyes she says, "Even after you cry, your eye makeup still looks perfect. I can't stand you." And she gets up and stomps away....
Needless to say I'm laughing now.

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Overcast-Kid*
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August 24, 2013 8:29am UTC

and a moment of silence for all the Zayn girls

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*kawaii satan*
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August 24, 2013 4:21am UTC

It's my birthday!
...and I'm on Witty.
yay priorities
14 faves for 14 years? (:

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:06pm UTC

If you can’t see anything
beautiful about yourself
get a better mirror
look a little closer
stare a little longer
Because there’s something inside you that made you keep trying
despite everyone who told you to quit
you built a cast around your broken heart
and signed it yourself
you signed it
“they were wrong”
- To This Day by Shane Koyczan

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Ethanol
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August 24, 2013 4:41am UTC

I'm burning bridges shore to shore
I break away from something more
I'm not turned off to love until it's cheap
Been there, done that, messed around
I'm having fun, don't put me down
I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
This time baby, I'll be, bulletproof

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capsized*
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August 24, 2013 12:40am UTC

Some girls would be so pretty if they'd just wax their damn eyebrows!

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Marian*
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August 23, 2013 10:04pm UTC

I see a lot of people arguing about religion, there's good Christians and bad Chrisitans example: Martin Luther King and Adolf HitIer. Good Muslims and bad Muslims example: Malcom X and Osama Bin Laden in other words there's no bad religion at all, only good and bad people.

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Rajsonkar
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August 23, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Trust is like an Elastic,
being stretch by two people.
As long as YOU hold on it,
you will be HAPPY.
The moment one LEAVES,
the other gets the TERRIBLE PAIN

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kristabff
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August 23, 2013 9:06pm UTC

before you know it people are going to be trying so hard to be hipster and non-mainstream they're going to change from being a rightie to a leftie when writing

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Eli22b
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August 24, 2013 3:48am UTC

Some fashion tips for this coming school year:
- Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.
- Sparkly Uggs are even worse
- Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy
- Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.
- Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you
- Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.
- Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow
- I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it
- Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants
- I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you

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ChocoTaco
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August 23, 2013 7:44pm UTC

A step-by-step tutorial on how to become a stereotypical white girl for the upcoming school year:
1. Wear a pair of PINK yoga pants 4 times a weak.
2. Get a white iphone 5 (preferably with a pink sparkly case that has a 3D bow on it).
3. Make sure you're always caught up with the latest Pretty Little Liars episode.
4. Buy sparkly Ugg Boots.
5. Come to school every day with you favorite order of Starbucks.
6. Find a gay best friend.
7. Have at least 10 shirtless photos of Channing Tatum/Adam Levine/Any hot celebrity on your binder.
8. Don't forget to wear your white Hollister shorts so everyone knows you aren't on your period.
9. Try to be funny by using old Tumblr jokes that everyone already knows.
10. Take changing room selfies of each outfit you try on at the mall.
11. Pretend to have an anxiety disorder.
12. Spray Justin Bieber perfume everywhere you walk to mark your territory.
13. Post 50 videos on Vine of you trying to twerk.
14. Take a picture of all of the above and post it on Instagram.
15. Don't forget your hashtags: #iphonography #follow4follow #cute #instapic #frappuccino #instadaily #picoftheday #perfect #food #selfie #nofilter #favpic #socute #imperfect #tumblrgirl #f4f #outfitoftheday #pretty #hair #messybun #starucks #nature
16. You're*

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