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  1. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Why are girls always like “Oh it’s December I need a boyfriend to keep me warm...” No you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people.

  2. JustMeh JustMeh
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
    Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories
    Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
    Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
    And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer,
    but never could be together.

  4. Brandi Lynn* Brandi Lynn*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    If what you see with the eye doesnt please you, Close your eyes and see with the heart,Because the heart can see beauty and love more than the eyes can ever wonder...♥

  5. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    If pluto isn't a planet, midgets aren't
    people.

  6. FullOfRegrets FullOfRegrets
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
    But only one of them knows about it

  7. sftblgurl56 sftblgurl56
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Dyan and Cole Sprouse are 20
    Feel old yet?

  8. finucaneex4 finucaneex4
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:29am UTC
    They'll hate you
    for what you lack;
    they'll hate you
    for what you got.
    nmq

  9. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Beauty
    shouldn't be measured by the size of your jeans

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Vincent Van Gogh
    Everyone said to him: You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear.
    And you know what he said?: I can't hear you.

  11. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    We live in a world where losing followers is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

  12. SerouslyDuh SerouslyDuh
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    ♥ Sometimes I wish...
    Me and his girlfriend. . .
    ♥ Were the last two left
    In the hunger games
    ♥ And that i had a sword
    And she had nothing. . .
    ♥ I would shout REVENGE
    And be a happy victor
    nmf
    n m

  13. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Andy Biersack:
    "Love like you’ve neer been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back."
    Society:
    Whatever, who cares what he says. That's so stupid.
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Andy Biersack:
    "Stand up for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."
    Society:
    Stupid metalhead. Like he would actually know anything about struggles and standing up for people... jeez.
    Louis Tomlinson:
    "I like girls who eat carrots"
    Society:
    Wow! What an amazing, life changing role model! Wow! The words of this great artist have changed our lives forever.
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Louis Tomlinson:
    "No! Jimmy protested"
    Society:
    Wow! One Direction is so amazing! They are like, the most inspirational band in the world! They have never said a dumb thing in their lives!
    <- Society's rejects
    Vs.
    Society's Favorites ->
    And, according to society, The most inspirational one is... To the right!
    What is wrong with this situation...
    P.s. Should I make this a series?

  14. terryschocolate terryschocolate
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Oh sorry,
    I didn't realise you have to be bright orange to be popular,
    I didn't realise you have to be popular to have a boyfriend,
    I didn't realise you have to snog if you have a boyfriend,
    I didn't realise you have to have detentions to be cool,
    I didn't realise you have to own a blackberry to be cool,
    I didn't realise you have to be crap at lessons to be popular,
    I didn't realise you have to do what everyone says to be cool,
    u hve 2 type lik dis,
    now you have to type like this,
    use this smiley,
    don't play instruments,
    Sorry, but society changed since I grew up.
    You probably wont even read this..

  15. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But my name is Hagrid
    And yer a wizard, Harry.

  16. alex gman* alex gman*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Last Night I went to my friends house, Everything was fun until they started shouting out infront of everybody that I smoke weed(I dont).
    When we got back to the house they started texting eachother and when i asked if i could see they spazed out and hid their phones...Then they went into a whole different room shut the door and said I couldnt come in.
    Lastly They started talking about me over twitter while i was still there...I called my mom at 3:00am to come get me.
    And i went home
    This is why I like to be alone

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    One Direction q&a
    From the eyes of an anti-Directioneer.
    You talk about how much you hate them, so we can talk about how much we love them!
    FALSE. You began talking about how much you love them before we were ever talking about how much we hate them. We talk about hating them BECAUSE you are all obsessed.
    We are free to post what we want on Witty!
    TRUE. But it gets to be a little ridiculous. If OneDirection ever saw this site, they would be horrified.
    If you're going to report our quotes, we're going to repost yours!
    Go for it. If there is really truly nothing wrong with them, Steve will bring them back. He is, however, getting fed up with One Direction as well.
    Every day is One Direction Day!
    FALSE. One Direction day is actually October 3rd.
    Well I'm just going to post a bunch of One Direction quotes on the 30th!
    FALSE. I am attempting to get it set up on the 30th so that every quote with the words; One Direction, 1D, or any of their names show up blank.
    You can't tell us what to do!
    TRUE. I am not attempting to, I am simply making suggestions to get back to the "old witty"
    Steve can just make a One Direction category!
    FALSE. They whole point of the boycott is to see DECENT quotes on the top quotes.
    We have to put up with all of your crap, you should put up with ours for ONE DAY!
    TRUE. Does it seem fair that we get to see all of your One Direction stuff every day, but barley get to see any decent quotes? One day won't kill you.
    One Direction is our way of expressing ourselves!
    FALSE. If you want to express yourself, come up with your own stuff. Expressing yourself doesn't mean using other people's words and lyrics. Expression of yourself is done by yourself, not by others.
    You just want us to not show our love for them!
    FALSE. We just want ONE DAY where we can show our love for our own matters.
    Directioneers on Witty are giving 1D a bad name!
    TRUE. I have never heard of One Direction before Witty. I have never listned to a single one of their songs, but I hate them because of Witty.
    I love One Direction!
    FALSE. You have never met them. And I'm sure they love you, too.
    One Direction is so deep!
    FALSE. They are a bunch of socially awkward losers. Really? A 19 year old who is afraid of spoons? That is not cute, that is weird.
    If they annoy you, don't read them!
    FALSE. I can't even scroll through the top quotes without seeing them.
    One Direction quotes are better than the other ones!
    FALSE. One direction quotes aren't even quotes. They are basically a waste of space.

  18. sportsrlife sportsrlife
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Play more games. Read more books than you did in 2010. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Sleep for 7 hours. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. Don’t over do. Keep your limits. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip. Dream more while you are awake. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. Smile and laugh more. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. Call your family often. Each day give something good to others. Forgive everyone for everything. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6. Try to make at least three people smile each day. What other people think of you is none of your business. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch. Do the right thing! Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. The best is yet to come. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

  19. pawprint8 pawprint8 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC
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    You Never Log Out
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  20. xbehindtheseeyesx xbehindtheseeyesx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Fallen.
    Chapter 1
    september 11, 2001
    I was sitting in my classroom when it happened.
    My school's principal burst into my first grade classroom. Her black mascara was leaking down her face in long streaks that almost reached her chin. She fiantly whispered something into my teachers ear.
    The two of them just stood there, sobbing silently in eachothers company.
    Before I knew it, us children were being rushed from the building and into our homes.
    My mother was watching the news alone in the living room. She wouldn't let me in, she wouldn't tell me what was going on. I was afraid. Afraid of the un-known, afraid of the mourning, afraid of the confusion.
    All I knew was the fear.
    The fear, and the tears.
    My father never came home that night. He didn't came home the next night, or the next one, or the one after that.
    My mother fell asleep on the couch that night, leaving the television on. My scrawny, seven year old body, leapt gracefuly yet silently down the stairs, and took a peak at the television screen.
    What i saw was devastating. Two large airplanes came flying towards the ground at a remarkable speed. The pilots seemed to have no reign over thier machiens as they spun and tipped out of controll. They were about to crash on the ground when another object came into veiw.
    Two resolute twins stood firmly, side by side, grazing the bright morning sky. I recognized those buildings, one of which held my fathers place of work. The two skyscrapers, known as the twin towers, were hit, and knocked down, by the planes.
    I watched the video of chaos breaking through.
    Fires broke out along with panic amungst the innocent bystanders.
    I watched in terror, suddenly realizing why my father never returned home form work today.
    I walked over from my hiding spot on the stairs and silently turned off the television. Not caring if my mother saw me or not, i sat on the ground at her feet and wept. I wept for the towers and my father.

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