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  1. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 9:59am UTC
    remember all those times
    i swore i needed you?
    consider them lies.
    here i am without you baby.
    and i survived.♥ --lil wayne.

  2. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Coca Cola went to town
    Diet Pepsi shot him down
    Dr. Pepper picked him up
    Now we're drinking 7-Up
    7up got the flu
    Now we're drinking Mountain Dew
    Mountain Dew fell off a mountain
    Now we're drinking from a fountain
    Fountain broke, people choke,
    Now we're back to drinking coke.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Making unecessary noises
    when you're bored.

  4. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    daughter:"daddy why is Santas sack so big?"
    dad: "because he only comes once a year"
    fave ♥ if you get it

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:11am UTC
    the world is a beautiful place,
    it's the people in it that make it seem ugly.

  6. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    what
    nothing they just waved
    oh
    did you sea what I did there?
    no
    I'm shore you did.
    how do you have friends?
    don't be such a beach
    tumblr.

  7. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    #dead.
    girlfriend; babe, what are you doing?
    boyfriend; nothing much, really tired.. going to sleep now & you sweetheart?
    girlfriend; in the club standing behind you.

  8. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    I Will Never
    give up on you, no matter how m a n y days you go without
    t h i n k i n g o f m e

  9. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    It sucks when,
    you're ignored by the one person who's attention means the world to you.♥

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I want someone who'll save my texts
    just to look at them when he misses me.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    You say that you love rain,
    but you open your umbrella when it rains.
    You say that you love the sun,
    but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
    You say that you love the wind
    but you close your windows when wind blows
    This is why I am afraid,
    you say that you love me too
    -William Shakespeare
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    It's not an apology
    if you make the same mistake
    over and over again.

  13. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    Let your past make you better,
    not bitter.

  14. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    I hate when people say
    "Ugh, i gotta go to my grandparents house today"
    Because sad to say, but one day they'll be gone.
    ...i don't have a grandma to make cookies with,
    or a grandpa to teach me cool new things.
    Love them while they're close,
    because you don't what what you got till it's gone

    R.I.P Grandma/Grandpa

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

  16. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    oh I'm sorry,
    I didn't realise the middle of my sentence was interupting the beginning of yours.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    Me: I have to pee.
    Best friend: Then go?
    Me: come with me

  18. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Bro,
    I twirl my hair, bite my lip, and blush whenever I'm around you.
    I laugh at all your jokes(Funny or Not) and try to get your attention any chance I get.
    It's called, "I like you"

  19. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    i still wonder
    what would have happened if we worked out.

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    YOLO
    You Only Live Once ♥

:)

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