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abkamel*
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May 19, 2012 7:42pm UTC

I miss when the most overused quote on Witty was:
Teacher: Wheres your homework?
Student: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Wait where?
Student: A million miles away.
Teacher: Whats it about?
Student: A message to the main.
Teacher: It was supposed to be about seasons.
Student: Ohhh
Teacher: What do you know about seasons?
Student: Seasons come and go.
Teacher: OHHH i hate you!
Student: But i will never change.
Teacher: Detention now!
Student: And I'M ON MY WAY!

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green1098
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 11:09am UTC

if stress burned
calories
id be a
supermodel

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dancergrl101
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April 5, 2012 10:09am UTC

When I wake up
and stretch, I make
baby dinosaur
noises - just me?
format by julietechoecho

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伤*
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April 5, 2012 6:26am UTC

It doesn't matter how you look or
what shape you are
every girl is beautiful
- Harry Styles♥
format credit to OneDirection

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79callmemaybe
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 12:10pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You have at least one hair tie on your wrist, or you did and it's
now in your hair; a messy bun if not down.
You're alone. Home alone or in your room.
You pretend you don't care that you're not the most popular
person, but on the inside you really try to be good enough.
You don't think your pretty. You either deal with this or cake
on the makeup.
At some point today, you felt disappointed...
Fave if any of these, if not all, describe you right now.

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BravoSierra
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March 2, 2012 2:56pm UTC

How did Dexter's parents not find out about his secret lab?
The electric bill had to be huge!

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neversaynever16
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January 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC

☾☽☾☽☾ ☽
If you were born in the 90's... the BEST Gym Classes involved a ///Rainbow Colored Parachute///
format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

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tt505
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC

i f i w o k e u p f r o m a c o m a
& Channing Tatum told me he was my husbnad, i wouldn't question it.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC

90' S K I D S .
1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog.
2.) LIzzie McGuire.
3.) Magic School Bus.
4.) Rugrats.
5.) The PowerPuff Girls.
6.) Blue's Clues.
7.) As Told by Ginger.
8.) The Amanda Show.
9.) Even Stevens.
10.) Teletubbies.
11.) BeetleJuice.
12.) Saved by the Bell.
13.) Arthur.
14.) Dragon Tales.
15.) CyberChase.
16.) Full House.
17.) Scooby Doo.
18.) The Wiggles.
19.) Barny.
20.) 7th Heaven.
21.) Bill Nye the Science Guy.
22.) Goosebumps.
23.) Drake & Josh.
24.) Zoey 101.
25.) Caillou.
Fav if you have ever watched one of these. ♥

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pInKlOvEr4eVa
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Just remember,that when nobody else was
there for you, I was
& when nobody else gave a damn, I did

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morgan143
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The only "b" word a man should call a women is beautiful♥

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cepstein10210
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:08pm UTC

when i'm upset
i use one word answers. ♥

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jennamccall_08
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC

*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.

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howiee4
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 7:04pm UTC

______________________________________________________________
I would do anything to go back to my childhood
and watch all of these shows again. I don't care
how old I am.♥
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Gullah Gullah Island. The Berenstian Bears. Franklin.
Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. Little Bill. Caillou.
Rolie Polie Olie. Bear in the Big Blue House. Zoboomafoo.
The Magic School Bus. Dragon Tails. The Wild Thornberrys.
Doug. The Rugrats. Little Bear. Out of the Box. Hey Arnold!
As Told By Ginger. CatDog. Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat.
Dexter's Laboratory. Powerpuff Girls. Angry Beavers. Arthur.
Rocket Power. All That. Billy & Mandy. Cow and Chicken.
Bananas in Pajamas. The Teletubbies. Johnny Bravo. Brum.
Stanley. PB&J Otter. Higglytown Heroes. The Mighty Ducks.
Cyberchase. Jay Jay: The Jet Plane. Between the Lions.
Corduroy. Clifford the Big Red Dog. Blue's Clues. Oswald.
Courage the Cowardly Dog. Full House. Sister, Sister. Kipper.
Sesame Street. Rocko's Modern Life. Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Scooby-Doo. Tom & Jerry.
Looney Toons. Even Stevens. Aaahh!!! Real Monsters.
Dinosaurs. Strawberry Shortcake.
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