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  1. monsterr monsterr
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:30am UTC
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  2. xXxGymnasticsXxX xXxGymnasticsXxX
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:19am UTC
    I can finally call him my boyfriend.

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:21am UTC
    you make me dance like a fool,
    forget how to breathe,
    shine like gold,
    buzz like a bee,
    just the thought of you can drive me wild
    you make me smile

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:30am UTC
    even though you hurt me,
    I'm glad you were in my life. You made me a lot stronger.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:01am UTC
    the next time you're in an empty room,
    say, "I know you're listening. The game's up."
    >>>> either you just talked to yourself,
    or you just freaked out a secret organization.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    I hate it when you think your period is over,
    and you're like "OLAYYYYY! FREEDOMMM!"
    but the next day your ovaries are like,
    "lol jk "

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:04am UTC
    hakuna matata,
    what a wonderful phrase
    hakuna matata,
    ain't no passin' craze
    it means no worries,
    for the rest of your days.......
    it's a problem free
    philosophy
    hakuna matata.

  8. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:51am UTC
    Translucence is always better than transparency.

  9. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:26am UTC
    If chivalry lives in
    the last man standing,
    I'm gonna fight all day.

  10. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:36am UTC
    You destroy yourself when you are someone else.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    We were best friends
    until she came along..

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    a package says easy open.. And you end up using scissors, knife, hammer, 5 shots from a gun and a lightsaber.

  13. Britaneym8 Britaneym8
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    "Can I copy your homework ?"
    " Yeah, but I don't think they're
    right ."
    "I don't care."

    format credit to Sandrasaurus

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    I should just change my voicemail greeting to:
    Please hang up and text me, thanks.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    There really needs to be
    a 25 second UNDO on Text Messages.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    No officer, I wasn't texting and driving.
    I was checking Twitter.

  18. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    That one guy
    you never imagined you would have feelings for. ♥
    That one guy
    you never imagined you would have feelings for.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Ugh. You're probably naked under all those clothes.

  20. xoSummerlove14 xoSummerlove14
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    I wonder what goes through your mind when you hear my name.
    nmf

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