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  1. dominiqueeewale dominiqueeewale
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
    "What if..."
    "That won't happen."
    "Yeah, but WHAT IF!"

  2. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    IT'S FUNNY HOW,
    you can tell someone likes someone else,
    but you can't tell when someone likes you.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Answers.com
    Open Question
    I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
    I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
    vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
    morally wrong? is it?
    I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
    nmf

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    apparently, 143 means "i loveyou " because
    I = one letter, Love = 4 letters, You + 3 letters.
    however, if you go by that logic, 143 also means
    "I hate you", "I stab you", "I chew you", "I like pie", "A pink fly", "A tiny zit", and "I kill you."
    hmmmmmm...

  5. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    That moment of fame when the city or state you live in is mentioned in a TV show.

  6. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade, & format.
    Soon ill be okay,
    i'll hear your name and i wont even flinch.

  7. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    When someone becomes your best friend and
    texts you 24/7 for weeks and then suddenly
    stops talking to you.

  8. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Boy likes girl
    Girl likes boy
    everyone knows it
    except the two of them.

  9. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Thoughts after school;;
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I wonder what snacks we have?-
    -My back hurts...-
    -Did we have homework?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I need a nap...-
    -FACEBOOK.-
    -Witty, i missed you.-
    -I need to change, these skinny jeans suck..-
    -I looked like that today!? WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    nmq

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    "Dude be quite I'm calling my mom!"
    person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"
    nmf

  11. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    That Walk Of Shame When you have to put something back in a storeAfter your mom says [[No]]
    neversaynever16

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Dear 'k' you should get
    arrested for killing conversations.
    not my format♥

  13. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    nmf
    when someone says "don't look",
    I get this sudden urge to look.

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    I always
    feel so ugly when I'm with my friends,
    They're all prettier them me.

  15. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    .Favorite this if.
    Youve ever cut yourself
    Youve ever had an eatting disorder.
    Youve ben bullied.
    Youve cried over a boy
    You wanted to commit suicide,
    Your a bully.
    You dont have a supportive family.
    You Hate school.
    Youve ben shot.
    Now Look at these favorites.
    Your not alone.
    Stay Strong,And Dream Big.
    Your All Beautiful.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Knowing that someone is wrong for you
    doesn't change the way you feel.
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Boy
    I'm bored.
    Girl
    How can I help, babe?
    Boy
    Tell me a joke.
    Girl
    Your condom broke last night.
    Boy
    You're joking, right?
    ©ThatsSoMeee

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I don't re-check
    my test. I just flip threw the pages
    anyone else?

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    If I worked at a restaurant
    on Valentine’s Day
    I would put a fake engagement ring
    In every girl’s food.
    Just to look at her reaction .
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Your hot,
    therefore I shall stare.

:)

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