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  1. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    why does it seem that relapse is easier than recovery?

  2. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” What the f.uck have we done? Barbie became the "poster girl" for what girls "should" look like. Why would you want to look like that, if you put it to human proportions? Don't do this to yourself.

  3. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    "Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isnt going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. So no one should blame you for walking out early" -Doug Stanhope

  4. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:12am UTC
    To the girls who
    Define their beauty, by the number on the scales

  5. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    when you look at me and smile it's like for a split second, every thing stops and your smile pierces through all the bad in my life and all is well again

  6. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    If you give up on me.
    I'm going to give up on me too.

  7. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    oh, u typ3 lyk d1s?
    Would you mind if I threw a dictionary at your face?

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:52am UTC
    Come one just Admit it
    Even when your crush does something incredibly stupid.
    It STILL LOOKS CUTE TO TOU

  9. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    I have a headache.
    Voldemort must be near.

  10. AlexWitty AlexWitty
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 3:31am UTC
    Mother: you don't do anything all day.
    Me: I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.
    Me: I regenerate cells.
    Me: I digest food.
    Me: I transmit nerve signals to my brain.
    Me: How is that nothing?

  11. sup20107 sup20107
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    PHEW
    Today, I almost had to socialise....scary sh/t


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    We should have
    REALISTIC MANNEQUINS
    with bellies and thighs and hips that don't lie
    -Ellen Degeneres

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    don't play with a women's heart.
    she only has one. play with her boobs, she has two.

  15. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    :.:.: .:Harry Potter Dictionary:. :.:.:
    Benkinersophobia:
    [noun]
    Definition: The fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts on one's 11th birthday.

  16. sky* sky*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:57am UTC
    I'm an atheist
    and I celebrate
    Christmas.
    lol oops.

  17. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    On the twelfth day of Christmas Voldy gave to me...
    12 years in Azkaban
    11 dark dementors
    10 polyjuice potions
    9 unused noses
    8 socks for Dobby
    7 skiving snackboxes
    6 enslaved house-elves
    5 golden snitches
    4 weeks detention
    3 cornish pixies
    2 annoying Malfoys
    and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me

  18. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Dear Bella,
    Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
    Sincerely, Coach Carr.

  19. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    How did you get that scar?
    Well I WAS ALL LIKE COME AT ME BRO... AND HE DID.

  20. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC
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