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  1. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    January 30, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Making a new witty.
    Not using this one anymore.
    okay.

  2. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Sorry Mariah Carey,
    My new hit single "All I Want For Christmas is Food" could totally top yours.

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    December 18, 2011 1:14pm UTC
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  4. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    LETS BE FRIENDS :D

  5. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    I'm just another witty girl
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    That never gets favorites.

  6. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    Don't you DARE favorite this quote.

  7. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    This morning when I was on google playing with the "Let It Snow" thing my mom started bothering me to get off the computer and do something with my life.
    Her: Don't you want to go outside?
    Me: No. It's cold.
    Her: You can play in the snow
    Me: I already am.
    Then I turned to show her my decorated computer screen. All she did was shake her head and walk away.

  8. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 12:32pm UTC
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    I used to think thats what words were when I was little. thats how youd say "I love you"

  9. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 11:33am UTC
    The movie Up
    always made me want to travel by balloon.

  10. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 10:54am UTC
    My story <3
    I don't have a title for this.
    Chapter 1: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4354117
    Chapter 2: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4584231
    Chapter 3: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4611950
    Chapter 4: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4638315
    Chapter 5: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4640464
    It'd mean so much if at least one person would read!
    - <3 - lizifer.

  11. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 10:51am UTC
    I ain't got no title for this story and I don't plan on it.
    Chapter 5
    After I'm done crying I hear an extremely familliar sound throughout my house. It's the sound of fighting. I walk out of my room when things calm down and my mom calls me to leave.
    Her dinner that she made ended up in the garbage and we ended up having to take my sister along for the ride when she was originally supposed to stay home. I know my mom won't lecture me in front of her. We arrive at the field and my siblings get out of the car. My mother puts on her "happy family" show, that's why I don't get out of the car. I never play along and end up finding myself in a lot of trouble later.
    My mom says that she'll be back in a little bit and we'll talk then. I got to the third row seats of the car and just go straight to sleep.
    When I wake up I'm in an ill-light parking lot with my mother handing me Wendy's and a carmel hot chocolate from starbucks. She knows me so well.
    "Eat it." She commands in an unpleased, impatient tone.
    "Okay. Thank you mom." I say back. I do what she says and I eat my food. I'm not happy about it, but my mom spent money on this and I'm not just going to waste it. Max would be happy. I'll tell him tomorrow.
    When we get back to the field, we pick up my siblings and drive them home. My mom tells me to stay in the car, and that we're going somewhere. Again, I do as I'm told and stay in the car like a good little girl.
    After about 45 minutes we end up at the doctor's office. You've got to be kidding me. I hate this place. The doctors are mean, they can barely speak english, we wait forever regardless if there's other patients there or not, and it's cold in there.
    We wait an hour in and empty waiting room and then the doctor finally calls my name.
    "Leez Cadunce." that's not my name but I'm the only one in the waiting room so I can't avoid it. We go back to the dark, cold waiting room. It smells like death in here. The doctor asks my mom what the problem seems to be. Here we go.
    "Well this morning I was just sitting there, minding my own business and then Liz's school called and said she was cutting herself and starving herself." My mother spits at the doctor. The whole time she talks she's staring right at me. I run into the waiting room and cry. I vow to silence for the rest of the night. Thirty minutes later my mom comes out carrying a referal to a psychologist.
    "They couldn't give you and meds. I got a referal to a specialist instead." My mother says with a straight face. We go get in the car where I'm about to recieve a motherly lecture.
    "I swear the past three years, these girls have used cutting to get so much attention. Ugh, all you kids! You all just fight for my attention. Your life isn't that bad that you have to cut yourself or starve yourself. Don't you think that's just a bit over dramatic? Don't do it again!" My mother says. That has got to be the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
    When we get home I run to my room. I can't take it anymore. I go through my drawer and find my exacto knife. I can't cut on my wrist but I can cut on my thigh. Right before I'm about to do it my best friend Kieth calls me. I can't talk to him right now. All of a sudden I hear my mom storm out. She takes the rest of my siblings to my Gram's house a block away. Of course she forgets me. then I hear my stepdad storm out and go to his parent's house right next door. That makes no sense. He probably thinks that my mom's coming back tonight, which she isnt. Keith is calling me now but I'm to busy.
    I make ten deep cuts and my tears flow as much as my blood does. I guess I did too many because then everything starts to go black.

  12. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 9:53am UTC
    100 Followers :D

  13. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 9:32am UTC
    My story <3
    I don't have a title for this.
    Chapter 1: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4354117
    Chapter 2: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4584231
    Chapter 3: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4611950
    Chapter 4: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4638315
    It'd mean so much if at least one person would read!
    - <3 - lizifer.

  14. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 18, 2011 12:16am UTC
    My titleless story
    Chapter 4
    Max and I get off the bus and he grabs my hand. I get a familliar flush of butterflies. 11 months of this kid and I still get butterflies.
    We get to his house and I sneak straight to his room. Max checks the house to make sure that his mom isn't home. She doesn't like me as it is and truth be told I'm kind of scared of her. Good thing she isn't home though.
    Max comes back into his room and gets me my surprise from his closet. He hands me the sweater that says "Mustang Wrestling" on it. It's Max's from him being on the team a couple years back. He says it's my sweater because he let me wear it when I was cold at the first football game we went to together, and I ended up keeping it for nine months.
    "Oh my gosh! I love it sugar." I say to Max while pulling him in for a long hug.
    "Well it is your sweater isn't it." Max jokes back.
    "I really missed this thing. Thank you." I say with more happy tears in my eyes.
    "You don't have to thank me for giving you something that was already yours." Max says sweetly.
    "Whatever you say," I laugh back. "Hey, what time is your mom supposed to get home?" I ask.
    "Oooh why?" Max says suductively.
    "No, you stop that. I didn't mean it like that! I just want to know how long I have to spend time with you." I giggle at Max. He starts crawling toward me across his bed all sexy and seductive like.
    "Oh don't worry, not for a while." Max says and winks at me. I can't help but laugh. He's so adorable. Then, it starts. Next thing I know its 4:30 and Max has to get ready for work. While he gets in the shower I struggle to find my clothes. I start freaking out when I can't find my underwear. Max walks in and sees me freaking out.
    "Max, you've gotta help me. I can't find my underwear and I amd FREAKING OUT. I mean, what if your mom finds them! She hates me enough already!" I exclaim. Max pulls me in for a hug and kisses the top of my head. He finds my freaking out totally humerous for some reason.
    "Babe, chill out. hahahaha. If you can't find them, I'm sure she won't be able to either." Max says calmly. His words reassure me that I'm safe and I realize how stupid I was.
    By now it's about 5 and Max's mom is due home any minute to take Max to work. We say our goodbyes and everthing is happy and great until Max has to remind me and say the words that kill my mood.
    "Tell me how things go at home, okay?" Thanks for reminding me, Max. i just forgot all about home.
    "That is if I even go home right away." I mumble.
    "Noooo, Liz. Promise me that you'll go straight home, okay?" Max says.
    "Okayyyy, fine. I promise." I say defeated.
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    It's usually aboput a 10 minute walk home but I somehow extend it to about 35 minutes. I am not looking forward to my lecture coming up.
    My mom was being nice to the counselor which means she's going to yell at me and not believe that I'm acutally anorexic and that I cut myself. That could be a good and a bad thing. It's good that she won't really care or believe me. It's bad though because whenever she gets mad at me she'll bring it up in a fight.
    I finally have to face this though as I approach my front door. I have to repeat the words Max used on me to get me into the counselor's office this morning.
    "The first step is the hardest, Liz" I say to myself about four times before I finally go inside.
    When I get inside it's nothing that I'd expect. I'd expect my mom waiting for me in a chair, right in the kitchen, just waiting for me to walk in the door ro lecture me. Nope. Instead my mom and my sister are in the kitchen cooking dinner for everyone. A dinner that I won't eat.
    I manage to avoid speaking to them for about five minutes while I go to the bathroom and almost get to my room. Then I hear my mom's voice.
    "Liz, I need to talk to you when I drop the boys off at football. I got a phonecall from your school today and I think it's important that we have a little chat"
    Great. My life is over. I run into my room and burst into tears.

  15. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 17, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    if i added a chapter 4 tonight
    who would read it?

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    December 15, 2011 2:00pm UTC
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    December 12, 2011 2:00pm UTC
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  18. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    December 12, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    That idgaf moment..
    When you miss 11:11 but you don't care because you've reached the point of no hope. To you, not even wishing has a point because things got so bad. Wishing on a stupid clock will just disappoint you when your wishes never come true.

  19. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    November 23, 2011 8:28am UTC
    One time, he tried.
    I love him so.
    Can't say he lied, but he let go.

  20. brittwzhere brittwzhere
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    November 16, 2011 2:38pm UTC
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