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  1. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    me: *stays home*
    parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
    me: *goes out*
    parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
    me: *eats*
    parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
    me: *doesn't eat something*
    parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
    me: *exhales*
    parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

  2. rachelhershey19 rachelhershey19
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:06am UTC
    Boys, if you ask a girl who she likes and she says
    "Oh nobody"
    1% are telling the truth
    5% are lying
    &
    94% are saying nobody because the someone is you!

    Creds to: Thatssomeee

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Harry Styles is in a relationship with Louis Tomlinson
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  4. Xportugese_babiiiX Xportugese_babiiiX
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Smile.
    Make them regret hurting you.


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  6. Kenn_Doll Kenn_Doll
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Seeing A Spider Isn't A Problem
    It becomes a problem when you don't see the spider anymore
    follow for a follow? (:

  7. maddo143 maddo143
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    Knowing that there is a bug in the
    room and feeling like it's
    crawling up your leg....

  8. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I would slap you, but I don't abuse animals..

  9. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:30pm UTC

    .
    .
    Pokémon!
    Gotta catch 'em all!
    Don't remove credit. kclove5 ©

  10. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    Friend: Did you see that status?
    Me: Yeah, I faved it.
    Friend: You faved it...?
    Me: I MEANT LIKED.
    Friend:
    Me:

  11. MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Josh: Mom and dad are going to kill us!
    Drake:No they won't. they're gonna kill you.

  12. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:49am UTC
    YOLO
    you .only .live .once.

  13. StephanieKay97 StephanieKay97
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Its funny how when i'm loud people tell me to be quiet.
    But when i'm quiet people
    ask me whats wrong.

  14. BostonBruins30 BostonBruins30
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:29am UTC
    I wish that we could
    change our Usernames on
    here.
    things change, we
    change. So
    our Usernames
    should represent who we
    are
    TODAY , not who we
    were
    when we made this
    account.
    favorite if you agree too (:


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  16. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    that depressing moment
    when your best friend calls someone else their best friend.
    format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

  17. YaMum YaMum
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Did anyone else pee themselves
    when the mutation jumped out at Peeta?

  18. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    (Mirror, mirror on the wall,)s
    Who's the biggest fool of all?
    Must be the girl who can't stop crying.
    { Or maybe it's the girl who kept on t r y i n g . }

    - ©jayciecutie01's format -

  19. YaMum YaMum
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:41am UTC
    When Rue died some odd scream crying
    came from the person nex to me..

  20. Cjcherry7 Cjcherry7
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Quote Topics
    3 weeks ago: The Vow
    2 weeks ago: One Direction
    1 week ago: Kony 2012
    This week: Hunger Games

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