brilovesrondo9 posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:56pm UTC
* A 4.0 earthquake hit last night where I live. Me: Grandpa! Did you feel that earthquake!? My Grandpa: Earthquake!? What? I thought you were running down the hall.... Me: Is that some type of fat joke!? My Grandpa: ..................
brilovesrondo9 posted a quote
September 30, 2012 4:52pm UTC
The World's going to end on December 21, 2012.... Me: No big deal. S h i t happens. The World's Kraft mac n cheese supply has permanently vanished.... Me: Just kill me now. I no longer have a reason to exist!
brilovesrondo9 posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:50pm UTC
****At a Mexican restaurant, in the bathroom stalls Me: Let's have a moment of silence. * moment of silence My Mom: What was that for? Me: the Toilets.. they've been through a lot of s h i t.
brilovesrondo9 posted a quote
August 23, 2012 4:10pm UTC
I hate it when i'm home alone rocking out to my music and someone comes home.. I Instantly have to turn my music off because I don't want to be judged.. Just me? :P