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  1. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    My body tells me no
    b u t I w o n' t q u i t
    cause I want
    {MORE. }
    [x][x][x][x]

    nmf(:

  2. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    * A 4.0 earthquake hit last night where I live.
    Me: Grandpa! Did you feel that earthquake!?
    My Grandpa: Earthquake!? What? I thought you were running down the hall....
    Me: Is that some type of fat joke!?
    My Grandpa: ..................

  3. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    You have my blessing. Go.
    Heaven will be
    paradise.

    /nmf

  4. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    The World's going to end on December 21, 2012....
    Me: No big deal. S h i t happens.
    The World's Kraft mac n cheese supply has permanently vanished....
    Me: Just kill me now. I no longer have a reason to exist!

  5. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    The only reason I listen to "Want U Back" is for the aggressive UH! part.

  6. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    #Just too cute
    My Gram purposely hides candy around her house because she likes surprises. ♥

  7. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    SACAPUNTA!
    (spanish word for pencil sharpener)
    #Funnyforeignwords

  8. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    All I can hear in the silence that remains
    are the words I couldn't say
    - Rascal Flatts
    nmf

  9. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    I love everybody.
    Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face.

  10. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 9:08am UTC
    Number one on my bucket list?
    To meet my Dad.
    It's happening TODAY.
    Words cannot describe how excited I am right now...

  11. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    ****At a Mexican restaurant, in the bathroom stalls
    Me: Let's have a moment of silence.
    * moment of silence
    My Mom: What was that for?
    Me: the Toilets.. they've been through a lot of s h i t.

  12. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    & who else
    misses the Naked Brothers Band? <//3

  13. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Life's Little things:
    Today my crush was walking down the hall in front of me and he turned around, smiled at me, then left.
    my day= made
    <3

  14. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    In all my years playing soccer I have never had these many bruises...
    I must be doing something
    right!

  15. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I hate it when i'm home alone rocking out to my music and someone comes home..
    I Instantly have to turn my music off because I don't want to be judged..
    Just me? :P

  16. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    " Did you know that a female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate?"
    Me: Thank god i'm not a ferret.
    I don't want to die... D:

  17. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    & This will be the year
    I finally overcome my social awkwardness.

  18. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Plot twist: An extremly attractive guy is not a douche, gay, or taken.

  19. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    Pain is better than
    regret.
    nmf

  20. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Whenever I go for a run
    I have this intense fear that I'm going to get kidnapped... Like Legit.

:)

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