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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. cloverchild cloverchild
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    NO STEVE, I WILL NOT 'COOL MY JETS', 'SIMMER DOWN', OR 'HOLD MY HORSES' UNTIL MY DAMN COMMENT IS POSTED.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:15am UTC
    "I understand that girls have it harder than guys.
    I get it, man. But guys have it hard too.
    We don't get make up.
    If you're ugly you're fÚcked, dude."

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    That awesome moment
    when you see your ex with someone uglier than you.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
    just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Girl #1 commenting on a quote : Steve has a son...
    Girl #2 : ...He told someone on his profile that he has no children
    Girl #1 : I found his facebook
    Me Thinking : What. That's not creepy or anything.

  9. That_Nice_Girl_On_Witty That_Nice_Girl_On_Witty
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    Those weird text signatures you had in 6th grade

  10. mattnunz mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    True friends
    ignore each other's acne.

  11. mattnunz mattnunz
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    Me: *accidentaly spends all of my teenage years on the internet*

  12. Pitaya* Pitaya*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Panic! At the Dentist

  13. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Him: I bet you blog about me a lot.
    Me: What?
    Him: I say cool things. I bet you post about me on tumblr and whatever else you use.
    Me: You're way too cocky for your own good.
    Him: Are you kidding? I'm like, internet gold.

  14. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Millions of memories,
    Thousands of jokes,
    Hundreds of secrets,
    all shared between the four best of friends.

  15. bone bone
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:46am UTC
    THE SPOON
    Some days I think I need nothing
    more in life than a spoon.
    With a spoon I can eat oatmeal
    Or take the medicine doctors prescribe
    I can swat a fly sleeping on the sill
    or pound the table to get attention.
    I can point accusingly at God
    or stab the empty air repeatedly.
    Looking into the spoon’s mirror,
    I can study my face in its shiny bowl,
    or cover one eye to make half the world
    disappear. With a spoon
    I can dig a tunnel to freedom
    spoonful by spoonful of dirt,
    or waste life catching moonlight
    and flinging it into the blackest night.
    -- Richard Jones

  16. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    THE DO'S
    Do you believe there is life on other planets?: possibly
    Do you believe in miracles?: yes
    Do you believe in magic? the miracle kinda magic yes
    Love at first sight?: no not at first sight more like first conversation
    Do you like roller coasters?: scared but YES
    Do you know how to swim?: Dude seriously i never get out of the fricken pool
    Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? What the what? idk
    THE HAVES
    Have you ever been on a plane?: ya
    Have you ever asked someone out?: kinda
    Have you ever been to the ocean?: ya
    Have you ever painted your nails?: yea
    THE WHATS
    What is the temperature outside?: iddk look yourself bro
    What radio station do you listen to?: anything but many 103.5 or 99.5
    What was the last thing you bought?: tic tac
    What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Big Bang Theory
    THE WHOS
    Who was the last person you texted?: no one im a loner bro but ummm i think it was Natalia
    Who was the last person you took a picture of?: My uncle
    Who was the last person you said I love you to? my aunt
    HAPPY SECTION
    Are you a happy person?: people think i am but not really. i try to be optimistic though
    What can make you happy?: singing, people, her, him, swimming, music
    Do you wish you were happier?: yeah
    Can music make you happy?: depends my mood but mostly ya
    How many times have you had your heart broken?: 1-2
    LOOK AT ME
    What is your current hair color?: blonde
    What does your hair look like now? reallly messy im in my bed leave me alone
    Current piercings?: ears
    Have any tattoos?: no but i may get one when im older
    Eye color?: blue
    CURRENTLY WEARING
    What shirt are you wearing?: a mario 1 up tshirt (im in my comfy cloths dont judge)
    Pants: idfk
    Shoes?: barefoot
    Necklaces?: no
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Been to jail: no
    Ran away from home: i tried a few times but i got hungry
    Laughed so hard you cried: lol yes
    Thrown up in a store: not that im aware of
    Wanted to be a model: yeah but i never could be
    Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: lol yea my life
    seen a dead body: yes pics and way to many funerals
    skinny dipping: no
    THIS OR THAT
    Pepsi or Coke: DR.PEPPER but if i had to pepsi
    McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King burger and mcdonalds french fries
    Single or Group Dates? depends
    Chocolate or Vanilla: depends both
    Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries
    Meat or Veggies: meat preferably
    TV or Movie: prefer movies but idc
    Guitar or Drums: guitar
    Adidas or Nike: BOTH
    Chinese or Mexican: BOTH
    Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Cheerios
    Cake or Pie: both but if i had to pie
    MTV or VH1: neither
    1. Were you named after anyone?: Yep
    2. When was the last time you cried?: today i was punched in the stomach bro
    3. Do you like your handwriting?: oh hell no
    4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: ham
    7. Do you use sarcasm? OF COURSE NOT -_- (yes a lot)
    8. Do you still have your tonsils? ya
    9. Would you bungee jump?: probably
    10. What is your favorite cereal?: um cocoa pebbles or chocolate mini wheats
    11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: sometimes
    13. What is your favorite ice cream?: cookie dough,or mint chocolate chip
    14. What is the first thing you notice about people? their eyes, personality,
    16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: my everything but my eyes
    17. Who do you miss the most?: all the people in my family dead which died in the last 3 years 6-7 people
    18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: idc do what you want
    21. What are you listening to right now?: a fan blowing
    22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: sea foam or turquoise
    23. Favorite Smells?: fresh Cut grass, vanilla cupcake mix , old books , ik this is weird but nail polish remover :\


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Mellow_Puffs_1000 Mellow_Puffs_1000
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Ever noticed how when you try to close a door
    ___________Quietly
    it always sounds louder?

  19. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    If i don't reply to your quote comment, it's not because
    I don't want to. Its just I have nothing funny or smart
    to say back

  20. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 12:42am UTC
    When I was little I fell asleep on the couch
    and woke up in my bed
    Now I fall asleep on the couch
    and wake up in a new bugatti

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