brillt27

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brillt27

Status: wow i havent been on in 7 months

Member Since: 27 Jun 2013 10:03pm

Last Seen: 15 Apr 2014 01:21pm

Birthday: August 10

Location: Ireland (no i dont know niall horan)

Gender: F

user id: 364489

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Áine. Ireland. 18*.

I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow ;)

*heh hi i haven't been on witty in 7 months. im 18 now like i can drink and drive legally (not at the same time) and i'm doing my leaving cert UI2HEJHUG3PRFIWRG what is life. tbh im only on this again to procrastinate studying because omg leaving cert = stress. i just want money i dont even want a job. gah. im amazed i have any followers left. i kinda forgot about witty and i got a tumblr and yeah. since i was on last we moved to dublin. its all shits and giggles. anyway ill probably never log in again but whatever.

brillt27
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:15pm UTC

ladies, some advice:
any guy can look cool on a motorcycle. if you really wanna know what kind of man you got...
watch him walk into an unexpected spider web

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brillt27
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August 10, 2013 3:05pm UTC

i never befriend other serial killers.
they're all backstabbers

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August 10, 2013 3:03pm UTC

friend: did you just fall down?
me: no. i gave the floor a hug.
friend: but you were crying..
me: IT WAS EMOTIONAL OKAY

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brillt27
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August 10, 2013 3:00pm UTC

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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August 10, 2013 2:48pm UTC

my family is so poor we all instagram the same plate of food.

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August 10, 2013 2:44pm UTC

how come when you call 911 its always a woman?
i just want to hear a guy answer the phone and be like
"dude, send me pics"

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brillt27
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August 10, 2013 2:42pm UTC

how much of this no more tears shampoo do i have to feed this baby before it shuts up?

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August 8, 2013 11:56am UTC

cop: do you know why i stopped you?
me: because you were picked on throughout high school and for once in your sh*tty life you have power?

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brillt27
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August 8, 2013 11:53am UTC

you know what's easier than putting on sunscreen?
not going outside.
._.

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brillt27
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August 8, 2013 11:51am UTC

"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!"
i screamed at my step ladder.

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brillt27
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August 8, 2013 11:48am UTC

i have friends but i also have no friends at the same time
ya feel me?

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brillt27
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August 8, 2013 11:45am UTC

so my dad just walked past my room and shouted
"IF THAT'S A BOY IN THERE YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH I WANT HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE IN TWO MINUTES!"
..i was eating pot noodles

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brillt27
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August 7, 2013 4:48pm UTC

the generation of today are so allergic to everything future wars will be fought by people throwing bags of peanuts and cat fur at each other

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August 7, 2013 4:43pm UTC

teacher: today we're watching a movie!
me: f*ck yeah!
teacher: so get out a paper and take notes
me: f*ck you and everyone in your household.

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brillt27
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August 7, 2013 1:02pm UTC

"EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!!!"
".....hey you cant hit me im a girl"

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August 7, 2013 12:58pm UTC

deleting music from your phone to make space is like killing one of your children cos you cant feed them all