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  1. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
    but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

  2. EverythingINeed EverythingINeed
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    When
    A Girl is In Love ;
    You Could See it in her Smile
    When
    A Guy is In Love ;
    You Could See it in his Eyes

  3. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
    Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
    Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
    Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
    Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
    Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn:
    Zayn: It was awesome

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Feeling beast when you sing
    a fast verse from a song successfully.

  5. JustDontJudge_WordsCanKill JustDontJudge_WordsCanKill
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Who else
    Spent Their
    >>Childhood<<
    Watching
    Dragon Tales?

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    You've got to
    hand it to midgets.... because they can't reach

  7. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

  8. CaliforniaLuvv CaliforniaLuvv
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:03am UTC
    &This ones to the kids,
    that remeber song lyrics..
    like its their job. ♥

  9. PeteyEnjoysHerMusic PeteyEnjoysHerMusic
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:40am UTC
    If I had a smile for
    Every boy that flirted with me
    I would look like Kristen Stewart.

  10. ItsAnthony ItsAnthony
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Hey mom, can I go out tonight?
    Well ok. Where will you be going? When are you going to get there? When are you going to get back? How are you getting there? Who will be there? Will there be parents? What are you going to do there? Should I pick you up?
    Hey dad, can I go out tonight?
    Ok, bye.

  11. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:11am UTC
    No hate Witty Day
    July 1st:
    Spread love, Remove hate.
    Stop posting hate comment/quotes for this one day.
    & Instead. Post LOVE!
    Comment on a random page w/ a nice comment.
    Post a quote to make someones day.
    The point?
    Remove all hate off witty
    FOR JUST ONE DAY.
    FAVE/REPOST this quote to get other people's attention.
    Comment with any other ideas for this day.
    LETS DO THIS!
    Shout out to Bluebear77 for suggesting this idea.
    WITTY IS GOING BACK TO THE NO HATE PLACE IT USED TO BE.

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Other kids: Smoking cigarettes
    Other kids: Addicted to alcohol
    Other kids: Addicted to drugs
    Other kids: Getting pregnant
    Me: Sleeps all day
    My parents should be so proud.

  13. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:24am UTC
    SCREW THE ALARM SYSTEM
    I'VE SEEN HOME ALONE
    I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

  14. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    You are everything I think about,
    everything I want.

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    I would
    never judge a girl
    based on her weight
    - Harry Styles
    (OneDirection)

  16. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Witty Girl Problems:
    When the bottom of your laptop gets too hot
    nmf

  17. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Thinking you sound like Adele
    while you sing in the shower
    but in reality you sound like Rebecca Black

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Post your biggest fear on here.
    Then read other comments.
    You should know, your never alone.
    My fear? I'm afraid to love.

  20. thelovelydead thelovelydead
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Am I the only one who enjoys
    Facebook fights?
    It's like BRING ON THE POPCORN AND WAIT.
    nmf

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