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brienne

1. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2011 10:43pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when you run out of conditioner
   before shampoo.
   ♥
   
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2. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 8:57pm UTC
   I'll stop loving you
   when a number line
   runs out of
   N u m b e r s
   n m f.
   
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3. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 8:55pm UTC
   &i hate how much I love you
   boy.
   
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4. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 12:04am UTC
   The only boobs
   You'll ever see
   are Drake and Josh
   
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5. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 11:35pm UTC
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   I'm not lazy
   I just rest before I'm tired
   ♥
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6. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 10:33pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   When you get excited because you got an IM
   then you find out its spam..
   Forever Alone.
   
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7. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 8:53pm UTC
   The Annoying Moment
   when you're trying to take a drink but you're in a moving car.
   ♥
   
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8. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 8:48pm UTC
   Dear self,
   It might be smart to take off the seatbelt BEFORE getting out of the car.
   Sincerely,
   You're such a genius
   
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9. brienne
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 12:28am UTC
   Its not a problem for me to speak
   my mind especially for something
   I believe in
   ♥♥
   notmyformat
   
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10. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 10:35am UTC
    That annoying moment
    When you tell your best friend who you like
    and then they magically have a crush on him too.
    
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11. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 12:41am UTC
    You have a right to your opinion
    AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO TELL YOU HOW STUPID IT IS.
    
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12. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    thatsuckymoment
    when everyone's being all giddy about their boyfriend
    and I'm just sitting her single because the guy I like
    doesn't know I exist.
    nmf
    
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13. brienne
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    September 21, 2011 6:45pm UTC
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14. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    ♥ i wonder
    if Steve
    Takes dating advice
    off of Witty quotes.
    If he does, he probably has them girls lined up.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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15. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    That awkward momet
    when you see how many top quotes someone has and wonder why people don't understand your genius quotes.♥
    
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16. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    When you're ready t o leave
    but your parents won't stop talking
    ♥
    
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17. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Throwing your phone when you're mad
    And running to check if its okay right after
    :)
    
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18. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    There's something about that smile on your face
    »yeah it suits you.
    
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19. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:30pm UTC
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20. brienne
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    This isn't Nike,
    I won't Just Do It with you.
    ♥
    
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