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kristabff
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July 21, 2013 6:54pm UTC

Chuck Norris threw a grenade.
Thousands of people died. And then the grenade blew up.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:14pm UTC

How many girl crushes am I allowed to have before I'm considered a lesbian?

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gab*
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July 21, 2013 2:58pm UTC

summer
is when you go to bed at the same time your parents wake up to go to work.

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Chelsea_Loves_You
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

So I Went To Starbucks Today
and the man asked me what's my name and then I said "Georgia Rose" and then he was like "Is your daddy a dentist" and then he gave me gum and was like "I've heard you got a dirty mouth" and then the guy next to him whispered "I got a dirty mouth."
Wow, all I wanted was my Caramel Frappuccino, but it had to turn into a musical.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 8:43pm UTC

I hate shirtless white boys who think they're doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful. Like, stop and go get high off of your Axe deodorant spray.

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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I'm in love.
I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:26pm UTC

why do women care so much about getting skinny for their wedding
girl you already got ur man just eat a cake and a wheel of cheese and a fried poptart you dont need to impress anyone anymore you beat the game

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:23pm UTC

1 universe,9 planets,7 seas,7 continents,809 islands,204 countries
and i had the unfortune luck of meeting you.

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Hall of Fame: ♫ and you'll burn with the brightest flame, and the world's gonna know your name ♫
Dad: Right well it's time to pick up our daughter Krista from dance class now
Mom: who

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bye*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 7:58pm UTC

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Me: no mom it's art
Me: *continues glueing cheetos to the dog*

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 3:12pm UTC

that moment when you realise that there is only one of you in the entire world so you are technically an endangered species and everyone else should protect you with their lives no matter what whether they like it or not

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 12:36pm UTC

okay it's been like 12 years since shrek came out and i still can't get over the fact that donkey fu'cked a dragon

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Dear God
Please give me a hot neighbour
Amen!

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 4:09pm UTC

white girls on instagram are all like:
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282 likes
whitegirlinstaaccount: #selfie #curlyhairdontcare #straighthair #cool #pretty #perfect #ugly #tbt #picoftheday #photooftheday #jj #outfit #fashion #makeup #dog #cat #house #furniture #food #website #tumblr #idk #lol #sandwhich #ocean #pink #favorite #lfl #seahorse
friend: omg you're so pretty!! and so many likes aww!! <33
whitegirlinstaaccount: @friend omg thanks!! aw i know but who really cares? it doesn't matter how many likes you get really, i obviously don't care <3

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC

Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

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spence*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC

don't you hate it
when people make a joke about you, about something
you're actually incredibly insecure about and they don't
realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest,
because it hurts so much and brings up memories you'd
rather forget. but you can't say anything, because then
people would know your weaknesses. they'd know how
insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off,
and hide the pain you feel inside.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:19pm UTC

That horrible moment
when you get in the car and hear the end of your favorite song on the radio.

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
*Table breaks*

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Someone: says the word 'food'
Me: somehow gains 10 pounds

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