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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:47pm EDT
    It started out with a click how did it end up like this
    (It was only a click, it was only a click)

  2. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 5:29pm EDT
    guys are like
    i dont want much
    but she has to have
    -big boobs
    -big butt
    -nice eyes
    -nice tan
    -tattoos
    this ain't build a bllitch workshop. you get what you get, and you dont throw a fit.

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 6:19am EDT
    Scars remind us
    where we've been;
    THEY DON'T HAVE TO
    dictate where we're going.
    +++ DAVID ROSSI; CRIMINAL MINDS +++
    Please don't remove this!

  4. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:00pm EDT
    I love throwing things at the fan and watching them fly across the room.
    That's why I'm not allowed to touch the cat anymore.

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 11:29am EDT
    how do people have the confidence to send nudes
    I can't even send a selfie without feeling insecure

  6. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:59pm EDT
    and Liam you stay exactly where
    you are cause you are
    per-fect

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:52pm EDT
    “Break a leg” I say as you walk onto the stage
    *Trips and breaks neck*
    You didn't do as I instructed

  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 5:10pm EDT
    Your daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
    You: well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad
    as soon as he came out of the elevator. we bumped
    into each other, and in the moment when I first laid my
    eyes on him I fell in love with him.
    your celebrity crush who's your husband: if that's what
    you call stalking and trying to run past security, into
    the elevato and jumping on top of me while screaming
    in my ear then fine, that's what happened.

  9. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:48pm EDT
    Let's all take a minute to remember all the struggling and the theories,
    we created when we first joined witty about the meanings of "nmq"and "nmf".

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:11pm EDT
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    quit trying to be with the wrong person, because the right one
    who’s been with you the whole time will leave by the time
    you realize you were meant to be together.

  11. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:18pm EDT
    *grandad voice* you kids with your instant graham

  12. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:17pm EDT
    attractive boy: *breathes*
    me: *strips*

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 3:23pm EDT
    Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 9:46am EDT
    I know I don't have an invisibility cloak,
    but can I still enter your restricted section?

  15. LiveLaughLoveBelieve LiveLaughLoveBelieve
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 10:02pm EDT
    "Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Never Hurt Me"
    Yeah Right
    If I'm hurt physically, my body will eventually heal itself and the pain from the injury will go away.
    If someone attacks me and hurts me with mean words, I will always remember them. They will always be somewhere in my mind. They will always hurt.
    Don't Be A Bully

  16. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 2:27pm EDT
    If they make abortion illegal,
    They should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well.
    Because if a women can't back out a pregnancy a man shouldn't be able to either.

  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 12:23pm EDT
    My boyfriend is not allowed to eat Activa yogurt.
    What you trynna get active for? To find the strength to leave me? Hell no, not today.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:21pm EDT
    if you genuinely have a crush on me and you don't tell me
    you're making a mistale because i'll probably develop a crush on you in 0.2 seconds

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:40pm EDT
    I just realized that we don't even know what
    dinosaurs sound like.
    They could've been speaking fluent german for all we know.

  20. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:33pm EDT
    If you ever think that all British lads are posh and hot..
    Just remember that I'm a British lad who has a part-time job at McDonald's.

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