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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:46pm EDT
    It's funny how a guy can go out in public without a shirt on,
    and nobody really cares.
    But if a girl goes out in public without a shirt on,
    the police get involved and mothers shield their childrens' eyes and people become disgusted and the girl is now looked at as a disgusting criminal with no sense of boundaries.

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:47pm EDT
    *in the doctor’s office*
    Doctor: “it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”
    Me: "what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"
    *a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*

  3. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:36pm EDT
    Format chickittylover
    and we danced all night to
    ~~the best song ever~~

  4. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 12:20am EDT
    I hate how girls in tampon commercials are always swimming or running through fields of flowers.
    No. Go home, eat chocolate, have many cramps, watch sappy, romantic movies, and gain 5 pounds...
    You must suffer like I do.

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 12:42pm EDT
    Max and Ruby makes me mad
    because Ruby is always telling Max what to do, Ruby needs to hop off.

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:58pm EDT
    Nutrition Facts
    All the foods I like:
    Servings per container: Idk, you'll get fat anyway
    aa
    Based on % daily values:
    fat 12 %
    more fat 10 %
    calories 39 %
    oh look at that, more calories7 %
    crushed dreams13 %
    the blood of your enemies 10 %
    Justin beiber's hair 3 %
    pounds of sugar 5 %
    honey boo boo's nose hair 1 %
    *Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be lower depending on how popular or beautiful you are.
    We are not responsible for increased weight gain and/or death

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:29am EDT
    what's really sad s that in today's day and age
    it means more to be attractive than it means to be intelligent

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 3:49pm EDT
    If you love 2 people at the same time choose the 2nd one because
    if you really loved the 1st one you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd one.

  9. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 5:06pm EDT
    "Hi, I'm Ronan!"
    "I'm Talia, where am I?"
    "You're in heaven, you're going to like it a lot here."
    "I'm a little scared"
    "Don't be. Everything's okay here. No more cancer, disease, anything bad, You should come meet my friends Cory and Avalanna. Cory just got here too! I think you'll be good friends."

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 8:02pm EDT
    The Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed is just 4 people being mean to an autistic man.

  11. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 12:27am EDT
    Mum: You never do anything for me.
    Me: I fake a smile, I hide my problems from you to avoid you getting stressed, I cover up the scars, I don't talk to you so you don't have to pretend to put up with me and I act like I'm mentally stable so you don't have to worry.

  12. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:35pm EDT
    sometimes,
    I wish that we got some sort of secret alert or notification when we gave someone butterflies. Maybe before we went to bed each night we could get some sort of thing that said “you gave _ people butterflies today!” I wouldn’t even mind if I didn’t get to know who, I would just want to know if I ever make someone feel good inside.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:45pm EDT
    me: *breaks down your front door*
    me: I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS FEEL THEM

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 2:59pm EDT
    if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that if you were a fictional character people would probably love you for all your flaws and quirks and mannerisms that you probably hate so just remember that okay ilu

  15. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:05pm EDT
    IF THERE'S ONE THING THE INTERNET TAUGHT ME IT'S THAT TEENAGE GIRLS REALLY LIKE SEXY FANFICTION

  16. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:24pm EDT
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    years from now, i hope we're still
    in each others lives.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 4:39pm EDT
    Boy: Would you like to have dinner some night? *winks*
    Me: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
    Me: *suductively licks lips*

  18. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:35pm EDT
    Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by
    the time you're 20
    Me: What

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:51pm EDT
    There is an clear difference
    between liking someone and LIKE liking someone.

  20. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:52pm EDT
    remember when
    "go to your room" used to be the biggest punishment? now it's more of a punishment if I have to come out of my room...

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