It's funny how a guy can go out in public without a shirt on, and nobody really cares. But if a girl goes out in public without a shirt on, the police get involved and mothers shield their childrens' eyes and people become disgusted and the girl is now looked at as a disgusting criminal with no sense of boundaries.
I hate how girls in tampon commercials are always swimming or running through fields of flowers. No. Go home, eat chocolate, have many cramps, watch sappy, romantic movies, and gain 5 pounds... You must suffer like I do.
Nutrition Facts All the foods I like: Servings per container: Idk, you'll get fat anyway aa Based on % daily values: fat 12 % more fat 10 % calories 39 % oh look at that, more calories7 % crushed dreams13 % the blood of your enemies 10 % Justin beiber's hair 3 % pounds of sugar 5 % honey boo boo's nose hair 1 % *Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be lower depending on how popular or beautiful you are. We are not responsible for increased weight gain and/or death
"Hi, I'm Ronan!" "I'm Talia, where am I?" "You're in heaven, you're going to like it a lot here." "I'm a little scared" "Don't be. Everything's okay here. No more cancer, disease, anything bad, You should come meet my friends Cory and Avalanna. Cory just got here too! I think you'll be good friends."
Mum: You never do anything for me. Me: I fake a smile, I hide my problems from you to avoid you getting stressed, I cover up the scars, I don't talk to you so you don't have to pretend to put up with me and I act like I'm mentally stable so you don't have to worry.
sometimes, I wish that we got some sort of secret alert or notification when we gave someone butterflies. Maybe before we went to bed each night we could get some sort of thing that said “you gave _ people butterflies today!” I wouldn’t even mind if I didn’t get to know who, I would just want to know if I ever make someone feel good inside.
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that if you were a fictional character people would probably love you for all your flaws and quirks and mannerisms that you probably hate so just remember that okay ilu