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  1. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:56am UTC
    We're not together,
    BUT NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO DATE YOU, OKAY?

  2. courtneyisawesome14 courtneyisawesome14
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    Dear Girls
    Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but
    we take hundreds.
    From The Army

  3. NINJAPENGUIN NINJAPENGUIN
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Calling 1(781) 452-4077 will actually put you through to the Hogwarts Hotline, where you can learn more information about the school .

  4. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    I wish I could say
    asdfghjklgfd in real life.
    nmf/nmq

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Cause i never knew what i wanted
    till i looked into your eyes
    (OneDirection)

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:58am UTC
    I'm falling for your eyes
    but they don't know me yet
    (OneDirection)

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:48am UTC
    You'll never enjoy your life,
    living inside the box
    you're so afraid of taking chances
    how you gonna reach the top
    (OneDirection/NMF)

  8. Lizzie_143 Lizzie_143
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Monica: Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
    Chandler: Oh no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth, you know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.
    LATER IN THE EPISODE
    Joey: Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?
    Ross: No, I will not!
    Joey: It's okay, you don't have to be so mean about it.
    Ross: You're right. I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
    Phoebe: Oh, and I was going to ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
    Rachel: Oh no, wait Pheebs, I think with something like that, you just ask them to move in with you, but I'm not sure. Chandler?
    AHHAHAHAHAHAHA this show tho.
    FRIENDS
    EDIT

  9. MaddieApple42 MaddieApple42
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    I'm done chasing after people.
    I f you're going to walk out of my life,I'll hold the freaking door.

  10. Beau* Beau*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:10am UTC
    "Being single doesn't mean that you're weak,
    it means that you're strong enough
    to wait for what you deserve"
    -Niall Horan

  11. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Things to do at Walmart:
    Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
    As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
    Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
    Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly: There's no toilet paper in
    here!
    Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
    Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
    Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
    When someone comes over the loud speaker, scream "NO! NO! The voices! theyre BACK!"

  12. Futureweasley Futureweasley
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I pretty much died when Niall pointed at us all during the closing ceremonies.
    Seriously, I fangirled so hard.

  13. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    □ single
    □ taken
    √ mentaly dating One Direction

  14. biamontet1 biamontet1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Mom: You can't stay on that computer your whole life you know!
    Me: yeah I know, only till December 21,2012.
    fave if you get it
    biamontet1
    nmf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. edawgg edawgg
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Who's fault is it:
    Dinkleberg's

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    "Shut up, you're 12."
    -Said the 13 year old

  18. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Drama, lies and tears
    cheers to the teenage years.

  19. Julielool Julielool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    That awkward moment when;You're laughing so hard in class,the teacher stops the class,looks at you, & asks you if you're okay.
    Fav if you relate to it.

  20. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 8:49am UTC
    We all have two addresses memorized:
    1. Our own adress.
    2. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

:)

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