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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    You know that feeling
    when you’re reading a book that’s just…
    wonderful?
    And you have to stop for a second
    and savor the moment that unfolded on the page before you?
    You clutch the book to your chest and think
    ‘I wish my life were like this’,
    then carry on reading?
    Yeah, I do that, too...

  2. She is Morgan* She is Morgan*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Friend:You better go ask him.
    Me: I'm scared!
    Friend:What's the worst he can say? Your to sexy for me? Exactly shut up and go. Or be a cat lady. Your choice.

  3. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Plot twist: One Direction have undercover wittys and they see everything ...

  4. babydoll12345 babydoll12345
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    welcome to the world where sreams become nightmears

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    "My mom doesn't understand that even
    though my room looks dirty to her
    i know where my things are
    - Miley cyrus ♥
    format credit to OneDirection


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  7. hithurrimjohnny hithurrimjohnny
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Dear All Girls (yes you)
    Please remember that not all guys are worth it.
    Find one who will love you just as much as you love him.
    Even more.
    Sincerely,
    Your neighborhood Johnny

    staytrue - Johnny

  8. ItsBrittney ItsBrittney
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    I'll Be there
    Ch. 1
    My name is Brittney "Little-bit" Towers. As you can tell from my nickname, I'm short. 5'1.5''. I have dark brown hair that reaches my shoulders and I have these killer green eyes. Oh, and I'm a singer. I make covers of songs and post them on youtube.
    I got onto my laptop afterschool. Today, it was December 11th, the day before my birthday. I checked my twitter. 3 followers .. FML.
    My phone rang: "Hello, We're one direction! WOAH! You're POPULAR?!---"
    I answered before Louis could continue the ringtone. "Hello?"
    "Pack your bags, Bree!" Jenna screamed.
    "What?" I replied pulling the phone away from my ear.
    "Pack your bags, we're going to New York City!" She repeated.
    I nearly dropped my phone. "Ah.. uh-- why?"
    "It's a suprise!" She hung up.
    Dammit, Jenna! I put my phone back on my bed and started packing. Long sleeved shirts and jeans. Boots and my "Converses". I packed pajamas and other things.
    Jenna had dragged me into her brother's car and he drove us to NYC. He favored me over Jen's other friends, that pleased me.
    We got to NY in 3 hours and 44 minutes, and we checked into the hotel. When we got to our room, I passed out on a bed after unpacking.
    I woke up to Jenna yelling in my ear. "GET READY!!"
    I got up and changed into my orange skinny jeans and a white sweater with navy blue horizontal stripes. I put on my glasses and sighed. What did Jenna have in store for me today?
    We ended up walking around the city, it was beautiful. Jenna got me a teddy bear, a really cute one. It had a bow tie on it.
    "HEY!!!" Someone shouted, startling me. I jumped. "Louis! I think you found your twin!"
    I looked up and saw a group of guys, one wearing the same outfit as me.
    "Happy birthday," Jenna whispered in my ear, trying not to freak out.
    And that's when I realized who was standing in front of me. Oh My Gosh.
    **This isn't my best so.. MEHHH!!**


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  10. Purpal32 Purpal32
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    They keep saying my right person will come along.
    I think mine got hit by a truck.

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Dropping out of society
    to live in the wilderness as a unicorn.


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  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    “If you don’t build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs.”
    — Tony Gaskins Jr.

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Remember in Hannah Montana when Miley
    dated Willis but he was only 11 and 3 quarters?

  16. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    There's two people outside my house making out.
    They've been there for the past ten minutes.
    I'm just sitting here alone in my room with my cat on Witty.
    This is really awkward because they can see me if they look in my window.

  17. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    YOUR PANTS.
    They bother me.
    Take them off.


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  19. Volleyball16 Volleyball16
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Not being able to pull off a prank
    because you're laughing like an idoiot the whole time

  20. Ice_Cream_Conor Ice_Cream_Conor
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Be Yourself & Never Let Go. :)

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