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  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 12:07am UTC
    I like my coffee so bIack it comes with food stamps

  2. dom_unique dom_unique
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    You know that feeling you get when
    you send a message to someone whose reply could crush you completely?
    It doesn't even have to be a BIG question like
    "do you like me?"
    It can be a simple
    "hey"
    that took you all day to build up the courage to send.
    But after you send it you just sit there starring at the phone with a huge lump in your stomach.

  3. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  4. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    *gets more than one notification in under a minute*
    Me: Holy, sh/t... Is this a joke?

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    BEING
    MEAN
    SOLVES
    NOTHING
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    I'm not even procrastinating my work anymore, I'm just not doing it.

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 12:16am UTC
    =====================================================
    True friendship is when you both know
    THAT COMPLAINING DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING,
    but they let you vent anyway. ♥
    =====================================================

  9. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 12:26am UTC
    WHAT TEAM?!
    If you read this and didn't scream WILDCATS at the top of your lungs then we can't be friends

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    I love it when you're following someone
    who makes amazing quotes but isn't very well known, and you can
    just sit back and watch their rise to fame and just be like,
    "Yeaaah, I was like their first fan, no big deal." and you kind of feel
    like a mother watching their child go to their first day of school
    because on one hand, look how big they've grown, but on the other,
    you don't want to let them out into the big bad world (of witty) yet.

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 1:14am UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    girl are you a fire hydrant because that dog is peeing on you

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    i wish i could be a youtuber but
    1)too awkward
    2)don’t have a nice camera
    3)not attractive enough
    4)not interesting enough
    5)not creative in any way

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 11:55am UTC
    I enjoy the simple things in life.
    Like, recklessly spending my money and being a dissappointment to my family.

  15. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    No matter how much life sûcks sometimes,
    there's always some kind of escape.
    And mine just so happens to be music.
    -Kellin Quinn.

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Me: you're sitting in my seat
    Kid: I don't see your name on it
    Me: it will be written in you blood if you don't get the f.ck up

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 4:55am UTC
    science teacher: "if you curl the fingers of your right hand around a magnet you can see what direction the current flows in. if you don't have a right hand, then we have a problem."
    sam: "if you didn't have a right hand, wouldn't you say that you'd be stumped?"
    me: "no, no, if you don't have a right hand you just use the one that's left."
    sam: "wow, that's actually really handy!"
    me: "yeah, as a rule of thumb it works pretty well."
    sam: "i'm finding this really funny but i can't quite put my finger on why."
    science teacher: "i've got to hand it to you, those puns are currently very amusing but the two of you really need to knuckle down and do your work."

  18. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    I'm scared that if somebody
    PROPOSES TO ME,
    my finger will be too fat for the ring.
    SERIOUSLY.
    THIS BOTHERS ME!

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    women belong in the kitchen.
    men belong in the kitchen.
    everyone belongs in the kitchen.
    kitchen has food.

  20. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    sometimes I wish I could
    be one of my friends for 1 day, to see
    how it is to hang out with me

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