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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO KIss you on the cheek and maybe even on the mouth because you're really cute would you like to go on a date with me?

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    so there's "hey you're cute, i'd make out with you" crushes
    but then there's "my god you're so cute i'd make out with you and hold your hand and buy you stupid presents and meet your family and watch movies with you and please text me first i just want to hug you forever you smell really good" crushes

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    i've seen more spine in jellyfish
    i've seen more {guts}
    IN ELEVEN - YEAR - OLD KIDS
    have another drink
    ---[and drive yourself home]---
    i hope there's ice on all the roads

  4. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today a officer came into my class to talk about substance abuse.
    He had a few pictures in his hands and he said he already spoke with the family
    and that they were okay with him sharing this story. He showed us a picture of the
    cuteset baby boy I had ever seen. His name was Jason, and he showed us more
    pictures, and he told us how intellegent he was, and what great of an athlete he was.
    But then he said at the age of fifteen, Jason started using marij/uana. At first it was
    no big deal, but then he got hooked. He used marij/uana so much he didn't even get
    a high from it anymore, so he moved onto me/th. Jason's parents had no idea as
    to what was going on, they were just called about Jason's grades going from A's to
    F's. Then they got called into school almost every week due to Jason getting in a
    fight. He was just so angry all the time and he just wanted to fight anyone. One night
    he came home and his mother said something to him he didn't quite like, so he
    slammed her through a wall. When Jason's dad got home, he was so angry, he
    beat Jason senseless. But that didn't help anything. Jason went back to the drugs
    and back to the fighting. He started stealing from everyone for me/th. Then he got
    in more trouble for beating up people. One day Jason and his friends were so
    messed up on drugs, for fun they went driving down the road, attacking people,
    beating some to the point they were in the hospital. Jason got arrested, they all
    got arrested. But Jason's parent's loved that sweet little boy in the baby picture
    so much, they took him in after three years in prison, as long as he got help.
    Jason didn't get any help, he went back to the drugs, he went back to the
    crowd of people he had always hung out wtih. When Jason was twenty five
    years old his parents came home, Jason was there waiting for them. He
    attacked his parents with a knife in both hands and was planning on killing
    both of his parents. His dad had no choice. He shot him, and he was taken to
    the hospital. Jason survived, and he recovered and he went back home. Where
    he returned to the substance abuse. Not long after that, Jason had done it
    for far too long, and he hated himself, and he took his own life. And what was
    worse for the family was Jason had a younger sister. Who was following right along
    in her brothers footsteps. But luckily for her, she some how found her way out. She
    was clean, and she is now a happy thirty four year old woman with two daughters.
    Then the officer looked at us and said "I know what you're thinking 'How do we
    know you're telling the truth?" he paused for a moment, before I almost saw
    a grown man burst into tears, he said "Jason was my son."

  5. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU; HE SAID
    'THIS IS LOSING ME.' I TOLD HIM.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today:
    man: *buying condoms*
    me: would you like a bag?
    man: no thanks, she's not that ugly.

  7. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Just because you learn
    TO BREATHE UNDERWATER DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHAKE THE FEAR OF
    being drowned.

  8. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified, hellish rage
    every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but
    sadly, we don't speak bird. ~Kurt Cobain.

  9. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Love poem
    You remind me
    define me
    incline me.
    If you died
    I'd.

  10. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
    *My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
    Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
    Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
    Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
    Sister: Take notes then.
    Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
    Sister:
    Me: Score!
    Sister: Give it a rest.
    Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
    Sister: I could go on for forte days.
    Me: That would B major.
    Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
    Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
    Sister: You have some major problems.
    Me: I don't like your tone.
    Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
    Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
    Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
    Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
    Me: This is alto much for me.
    Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
    Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
    Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
    Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
    Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
    Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    My greatest fear is that you will become
    one of those people who i can only see in my memories

  12. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    tbh i'm the third wheel when i'm with my real life friends
    and when i'm talking to my internet friends like d//amn
    i must really s//uck like seriously

  13. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    "Art doesn't really become art
    until you give it away to someone else."
    -Pete Wentz

  14. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    Am I more than you bargained for yet?
    I've been dying to tell you anything you wanna hear
    'cause that's just who I am this week.

  15. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Most people die at 25
    BUT AREN'T BURIED UNTIL THEY ARE 75.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. nerdybadger nerdybadger
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Thought I could help you find your place
    But I'm as lost as you are lost these days

  18. DancingIdiot DancingIdiot
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    I know I'm alive but I feel like I've died

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    even when i'm happy, i want to die. that scares me.

  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 44
    Three Months Later
    "Are you ready?" I asked Scarlet, as my phone lit up for the seventh time within the past ten minutes. A small smile lit across my face when I saw that it was only Travis, asking why Scarlet and I were so late to our double date. "I think Darren and Travis are getting impatient."
    Darren was new to our school, and he just came six months into Scarlet's pregnancy.
    Although everyone warned him to stay away from her, he couldn't help but find interest in her.
    They've been dating for two months now, and he doesn't mind that Scarlet's carrying a baby that wasn't his.
    In fact, he supported her.
    Scarlet rolled her eyes, before spritzing some hairspray into her blonde curls. "Tell them that I'm nine months pregnant, and I could be late if I want to."
    I laughed, before jabbing away at my phone. "You do realize that we're half and hour late, right?"
    Scarlet snorted, before finally setting her can of hairspray back on her vanity. "Hey, if I'm going to be this fat for a date, at least let me look decent."
    I would've been lying if I said that Scarlet didn't look huge.
    Her stomach was bulging out of her maternity blouse, and she had gained a few extra pounds from all of her pregnancy cravings throughout the past nine months.
    But, she didn't look bad.
    She looked healthy.
    Suddenly, I noticed a puddle by her leg, as I frowned. "Scar, you didn't spill any hairspray, did you?"
    Scarlet raised an eyebrow, shaking her head. "No, of course not. What kind of question is that?"
    My eyes widened, as my lips suddenly parted.
    The puddle that was running down Scarlet's leg became increasingly big, as I began to panic.
    "Oh my gosh, Scar." I breathed. "Y-Your water broke!"
    Scarlet's eyes widened, as she stared below her feet.
    She let out a gasp, as her face suddenly flushed. "No!" she shrieked. "This can't be happening! I'm not due for another two weeks!"
    I ran a hand through my hair, not caring how many hours it took for me to curl it.
    My hands fumbled through Scarlet's purse, as I fished out her keys.
    "We've got to get you to the hospital, right now." I quickly slurred, sounding incoherent.
    I hurried Scarlet down the stairs, as she suddenly let out a wince of pain.
    "It's hurting!" she snapped at me, suddenly fuming. "Why is it hurting so much?!"
    "Deep breaths." I ordered Scarlet, as she began to pant.
    I buckled her into the backseat, as I started up the car.
    I quickly dialed Travis' number, as he picked up on the first ring.
    "Riley?" he sounded angry. "You and Scarlet are thirty minutes late. Where the-"
    "No time, Travis." I cut him off, as I sped down the street. "You and Darren need to get to St. Marks hospital, right now."
    Travis muttered something to Darren, before he cleared his throat. "Did Scarlet-?"
    "Yes." I quickly said, before pulling in the parking lot. "I need to go now, okay? Come quick."
    I hung up on Travis, turning to face Scarlet, who's face was scrunched in pain.
    "Get this baby out of me!" she screamed, as I led her into the hospital.
    "Scarlet, hush." I tried to soothe her, as a nurse came rushing towards us. "Her water broke. She's screaming and telling me she's in pain and I just don't know what to-"
    The nurse placed a hand on my shoulder, as she set Scarlet down in a wheelchair.
    "We've got your sister covered." the nurse smiled softly. "Don't worry."
    My shoulders relaxed, as I nodded weakly.
    They had Scarlet under control.
    My best friend, no, sister, was giving birth any minute now.
    Sister.

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