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brandon99

1. brandon99
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   my girlfriend told me she was pregnant,
   and I was excited but panicked at the same time. Turns out, she was pulling the world's worst prank on me and had her whole family in on it.
   I will have revenge
   
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2. brandon99
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   March 9, 2012 8:51pm UTC
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3. brandon99
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   March 4, 2012 9:38pm UTC
   fave if you've never cheated on your bf/gf
   comment if you have
   and be honest :)
   
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4. brandon99
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   That awkward moment,
   when you're kissing your girlfriend (or boyfriend) and your dog is staring at you
   
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5. brandon99
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   February 14, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   fave for a rate? 1-10
   -brandon99 :)
   
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6. brandon99
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   February 14, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   brandon99
   follow him
   -----that's me ;)-----
   
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7. brandon99
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 6:31pm UTC
   there's such a differnce,
   between dating
   and being in love
   
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8. brandon99
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   February 13, 2012 4:03pm UTC
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9. brandon99
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   February 12, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   girls dont even realize how beautiful they are, and it's very sad
   (Brandon)
   
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10. brandon99
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    My Valentine
    you are my heart, my soul, my everything
    you took my heart, my soul, and let it sing
    you're on my mind, all the time
    I love the way you shine
    hold my hand, 'cause you're mine,
    Valentine
    I hold you tight, hold you close
    'cause you're the one i love the most
    the only one i want all the time
    babe, i need you by my side
    i need your love, and you can have mine,
    Valentine
    I'm writing this song for my girlfriend for part of her Valentine's Day gift, like it so far?
    (brandon)
    
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11. brandon99
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    ok, so I'm new here and i'm looking for some freinds/followers and stuff to chat with or whatever....and btw I know I suck at the colors and everything....
    (brandon)
    
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12. brandon99
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    hey wityy...name's brandon
    i'm veryy new here and have no idea what i'm doing....
    
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