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Member Since: 14 Nov 2011 07:39pm

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If you hit it, a dancing gorilla licking a magenta gummy worm will pop up on your screen.
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  1. braceface700 braceface700
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and angry. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife, then turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The daughter sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" The teacher replied "He never did." So the little girl argued; "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't re-post this, but remember what the bible says; "Deny me in front of your friends and I shall Deny you in front of my Father". So re-post this, and remember... God saw you read this.

  2. braceface700 braceface700
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    YO UR SO HOT T
    So why ruin it with your ugly personality?

  3. braceface700 braceface700
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Repost if you love God.
    ( Remember he just saw you read this)

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