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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 2:35am UTC
    people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    person: i like you
    me: why

  3. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
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    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
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    June 16, 2014 4:34am UTC

  5. the1975* the1975*
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    June 8, 2014 12:27am UTC
    My mother warned me aboutcigarettes that could cause lung cancerBut she never told me that selfhatred could grow faster than anytumor ever couldMy father warned me that ishould never stop thinkingBut he never told me thatover thinking would kill myhappinessMy sister warned me about otherpeople who might make hurtfulcomments about meBut she never told me thatinstead of hearing someone else'svoice, i'd hear my ownMy brother warned me aboutthe drugs sold in baggies on the streetBut he never told me about theones that people put in your glasswhen you're not lookingMy grandmother warned meabout the devil with his tail andred hornsBut she never told me about hisangelic smile and his dark brown eyesMy grandfather warned meabout booze that could killBut he never told me that if youdrink enough alcohol, it tasteslike loveMy cousin warned me that i should lose my virginity to a guy iloveBut she never told me he shouldlove me, tooMy aunt warned me that if i kepteating that much, i might vomitBut she never told me that evenwithout eating anything, you canhang over the toilet and pukeMy baby sitter warned me that aboy would break my heartBut she never told me that if imade him mad, he'd also breakmy arm and noseMy teacher warned me aboutdangerous men with knives thatcould easily cut my throatBut she never told me that i didn'tneed these men to cut my skinThey all warned me that ishouldn't do dangerous thingsthat could kill meBut i never had the chance to askthem if slitting both my wristsverticallyAnd taking thirty eight asprinswas one of these dangerousthings -d.a.n.

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
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    May 28, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
    2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
    3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
    4. That stupid seal clapping thing that happens.
    5. Busting out laughing minutes later after the thing that made you laugh is past.
    6. Smiling so big that your face actually hurts.
    7. Almost falling off/over whatever you are sitting on/standing on.
    8. Feeling like you might pee your pants.

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
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    March 28, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    In a crowded room
    I still feel lonely

  8. guyscanbebrokentoo guyscanbebrokentoo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    There's a reason why some questions are left unanswered.

  9. spence* spence*
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    March 17, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    Wear shirt two times: Dirty
    Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    December 25, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    You: *Wakes up on Christmas*
    You: *Unwraps naked band member*
    You: *Gets your purple unicorn*
    You: *Finds sense of purpose sitting under tree*
    Merry Christmas Witty!!

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
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    December 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    *Talking to my friend Caitlin*
    Me:Why do you have to be so mean?
    Her:Dont be Taylor Swift

  12. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    December 14, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    If one of you guys ever accidentally gets pregnant
    Just be like "yo I was conceived by the Holy Spirit, sorry I don't make the rules."

  13. spence* spence*
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    December 15, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    How the f/ck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    December 15, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Me: *Ferociously dancing alone in room*
    Mom: *Walks in*
    Me: *Falls to floor and pretends to sleep*

  15. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
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    December 10, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Chapter 19
    It’s been a week since Everett and I got back to the group. Things have been pretty easy this week. We haven’t had any problems and have been making good time; we’re nearly three quarters of the way there. I keep wondering how things are going to be after everything is over. It’s actually kind of unnerving to think about.
    Everett walks over with bowl of porridge and sits down beside me. The bruises on his face are a deep purple and green, but they are getting better. Hook had to reset my fingers and I think it was one of the most painful experiences of my life.
    “How are you, Riley?” Everett brakes me from my thoughts and I just shrug. “You know there’s a small town not too far from here? We could go and check it out if you want, just the two of us.”
    I pause and think about it for a moment before nodding my head excitedly. “Yeah that would be cool.”
    He grins. “Good, we’ll go tomorrow.”
    “What do we need? I know I’m getting low on ammo.” I say.
    “Well I’m still keeping my eyes out for some chocolate cake.”
    I laugh and rub my stomach. “I could definitely go for some chocolate cake!”
    He rubs his stomach too. “Well, I’ve been watching my weight, but I think I can make an exception for chocolate cake.”
    I giggle, but then look closely at Everett. He has definitely lost weight, not that he was heavy before, but now I can see the gauntness in his cheeks, the bones sticking out prominently. I too hae lost more than enough weight; my ribs are starting to stick out. Everett and I have both lost muscle too, though we are both able to go about out duties.
    I sigh and lie down, looking up at the sky. “I can’t wait for this to be over.”
    “Neither can I,” Everett sighs out as he lies down beside me.
    *****Author's Note*****
    I know, I know short chapter, but the next one is going to be longer and much more exciting!!
    Sorry for the long wait on this chapter :D
    Comment and leave me feedback I really want your input to this story! :)
    ♥ Thanks ♥

  16. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
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    November 29, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Chapter 18
    I feel the wind on my face when I wake up and I sit up quickly, looking around. I groan from the quick movements, but when I get my bearings I see that I’m back at camp, but I don’t see Everett. I get up and go through my bag until I find my sweatshirt and throw it over my head. I get up and find Hook, quickly pulling him aside.
    “Where’s Everett?”
    He points to a makeshift tent. “He was pretty beat up when we found him.” He must see the shock on my face because he adds, “He’ll be fine, Riley.”
    I nod and head towards the tent. I take a deep breath just outside the tent and go inside. I see Everett asleep in a sleeping bag with a couple blankets around him. His face is partly bandaged and swollen. I sit down next to him and grip his hand. I’m not sure what happened to him; he didn’t look like this when I saw him, but I can tell he is in pain. I stroke his hand and wipe my eyes to stop myself from crying.
    It would be wrong to leave Everett so I lie down next to him and drape an extra blanket over my lap. I watch Everett sleep and wonder about our kiss. Did it actually mean anything or was it all in the heat of the moment? What if it really did mean something to Everett and I totally shut him down? Of course I care for Everett, he’s my best friend, but there’s just too much going on right now to try to figure out all my feelings. I mumble a sorry to Everett before lying down and falling asleep.
    When I wake up, Everett is still asleep, but his breathing seems too fast for him to be sleeping. I scoot closer to him and whisper, “Everett?”
    He sighs and opens his eyes. We stare at each other for a minute before I close the gap between us and hug him tightly. He groans and I ease up on the hug.
    “I’m so sorry! Are you okay?”
    I help him lie back down, but he keeps a firm grip on my hand. “I’m fine, Riley.”
    I bite my lip. “You don’t look fine.”
    “Well I am,” he says.
    I look at him harshly, get up, and walk out of the tent. The light blinds my eyes briefly as I walk out. I hear Everett call my name as I storm off into the woods. I run through the woods and scream shrilly, kicking and punching random trees.
    I drop my hands once they are bloody and sore. I sit against a tree and hug my knees tightly, glaring at the ground. I hear footsteps and I turn around ready to run, but it’s only Chris. He sits down beside me and asks, “I saw you run off. What’s wrong?”
    “Nothing,” I mumble.
    He rubs my shoulder. “Come on, why don’t you come back to camp?”
    I shake my head. “I don’t want to go back to camp.”
    “Then where do you want to go?”
    I look at Chris and mumble, “Home…”
    He keeps rubbing my shoulder. “I know. Everyone wants to go home, but we have to stick it out just a bit longer.” I groan but he continues, “We will get to D.C. and we will stop this epidemic.”
    “How can you be so sure? How can you be so optimistic?”
    He pauses for a moment to think. “Hope,” he says, “that this is not the way God intended us to end; that it’s just another stepping stone for the human race to learn from, not be destroyed by.”
    I stare at him a moment, mesmerized by his words. “I hope you’re right, Chris.”
    He smiles and takes my hand, helping me up. “Come on; let’s go back to the others.”
    He leads me towards everyone else and this time I don’t fight back.
    *****Author's Note*****
    Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving and Hanukkah!!
    Comment and leave me feedback I really want your input to this story! :)
    ♥ Thanks ♥

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
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    December 9, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    I'll pretend to be JulietIf you pretend to be Romeo

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    December 8, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Every person on the Internet: Oh my gosh this band totally saved my life, and my friend's life, and my dog's life, and this tree's life. God bless.

  19. Kaili_Shorey Kaili_Shorey
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    December 11, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    I wish the person you liked like you back. As I learned their called a crush, becuase your crush when they don't like you back.

  20. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
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    November 20, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Chapter 17
    Hunter and the men leave the room, the lights shut off and shortly after the chains robotically release us. Everett falls to the floor and I race over to him. I help him sit up and hug him tightly, crying quietly. He tests his joints and slowly wraps his arms around me, embracing me in the tightest hug ever.
    “I’m so sorry, Riley,” he whispers in my ear, his head resting on my shoulder.
    I bury my head in his chest and he rubs my back soothingly. We hold each other in silence for a long time. The darkness feels never ending and I’m scared of what will happen tomorrow. I do not want to be chained back to the wall as I watch Everett be beaten.
    I look up at him. “Everett?”
    He smoothly lifts his head from the crook of my neck. “Yeah, Riley?”
    I blush and am glad for the darkness. “I just… I can’t watch you get hurt anymore.” I choke on my words. Everett smooths out my hair and holds me closely. He doesn’t answer me, but I’m positive he feels the same way by the way he is holding me. I clutch onto the hem of his shirt like it is my life line and bury my head in his chest. He rests his head back on my shoulder and I feel his lips press against the nape of my neck and shiver; his breath soft and warm against my skin. I tilt my head slightly to look at Everett and he lifts his head to meet my eyes. My breath catches in my throat as Everett leans into me and presses his lips to mine.
    It takes me a second to comprehend that Everett is kissing me, but I quickly return it, wrapping my arms around his neck. His arms snake tightly around my waist as he deepens the kiss. I lower my hands to his chest and slowly pull away, not sure how I should feel about what just happened.
    “Everett, I-“
    He cuts me off. “No. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have done that.”
    I shake my head and kiss his cheek gently. “No, it’s not that. I just… We’re in the middle of a war, Everett… I’m just not sure now is the right time…”
    He nods. “I understand, Riley.”
    He caresses my cheek and I lean into his touch. He keeps his arms wrapped around me as we huddle in the dark corner together. I let silent tears fall down my cheeks as we sit together. I don’t want Everett to see or hear me crying.
    Just as I am about to fall asleep, I hear the patter of tiny claws against the tile floor.
    My eyes widen and I stand up quickly. Everett stands beside me and I feel something pull at my pant leg. I yelp and kick the rodent off my clothes. Everett stomps on some of the rats; I hear them squeak under his shoes. I feel one crawl up my pant leg and it starts to bite me, shrieking, I beat at my pants trying to kill the rat. It falls out as I feel another clawing at my leg. Everett and I kill the rats as quickly as possible, but still get several bites and scratches. I stand straight against the wall gathering my breath. I hear Everett sigh a low sigh. We move closer, our shoulders just touching, but Everett doesn’t put his arms around me like usual. It feels weird not to feel his touch, but I guess I understand why he doesn’t. I feel too drained to cry anymore, so I just thump against the wall and fall asleep.
    When I wake there is a chain locked around my wrists. I see Everett chained across from me. I glare at the tile floor in aggravation as I hear the door creak open. Everett pulls against his chains, but I don’t even look up. Hunter kneels beside me and lifts my chin. I look past Hunter and see Everett’s eyes bug out when Hunter touches me, then he slumps his shoulders and bows his head. I glare into Hunter’s piercing green eyes. He caresses my cheek and I turn away from him.
    He whispers into my ear, “I hate doing this to you. Why don’t you just tell me where your little gang is headed?”
    I look at Hunter and spit in his face. “Over my dead body.”
    Hunter frowns and I feel his taser up against my body. I scream and cringe against the taser as it shocks me. I stop fighting then, not feeling enough strength to keep fighting. I fall and huddle in a shuddering mass on the floor. I hug my knees and cry out as he tases me again. My tears spill onto the floor and I’m pretty sure I can hear Everett screaming at Hunter, but I’m not positive because all the sounds meld around me and I pass out.
    *****Author's Note*****
    Catching Fire comes out tomorrow holy jesus!!
    The Hunger Games Series was such a big motivation for me to start writing.
    I can't believe the second movie is already coming out
    Comment and leave me feedback I really want your input to this story so don't be shy! :)
    ♥ Thanks ♥


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