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  1. pinkfrosting321 pinkfrosting321
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
    I want to be pretty, thin, and tall.
    Mirror, Mirror, if I change my hair,
    Maybe then someone will start to care?
    Mirror, Mirror, if I starve myself,
    At least I'll be beautiful. Forget my health.
    Mirror, Mirror, if I cut my wrist,
    Will I finally feel like I exist?
    Mirror, Mirror, don't you see?
    What you show is ruining me.

  2. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?
    Friend:Uh...left
    Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?
    Friend:The first one.
    Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?
    Friend:Grand masteroom...
    Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?
    Fiend:White one.
    Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.
    Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
    ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...
    Friend:.......

  3. elizabethhh elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Whenever someone says
    "Don't cry"
    I always
    Cry harder

  4. ThoughtsOfAnInvisibleGirl95 ThoughtsOfAnInvisibleGirl95
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    New Easy Open Packaging!
    Me: *tries to tear it open*
    Me: -_-
    Me: *tries to cut it with scissors*
    Me: -__-
    Me: *tries to cut it with a knife*
    Me: -___-
    Me: *hammer*
    Me: -____-
    Me: *chainsaw*
    Me: -_____-
    Me: *blow torch*
    Me: -______-
    Me: *wrecking ball*
    Me: -_______-
    Me: *Dynamite*
    Me: AHHHHHH *throws up against wall*
    Me: "MOM CAN YOU OPEN THIS?!"
    Mom: *tears open*
    Me: 0___________o

  5. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    what i think when i watch a recording of myself
    me: do i really look like that
    me: what's wrong with my voice
    me: why am i so embarrassing
    me: my laugh is so annoying
    me: i hope this isn't what i'm really like
    me: why do i have friends
    me: i'm so uncoordinated
    me: please god never let this be seen by anyone

  6. Marion Marion
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:02pm UTC
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  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    " I drew a cat recently and Louis
    asked me why
    I was drawing a giraffe"
    - Harry Styles
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. mcorbett105 mcorbett105
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    My ex updated his facebook status to
    "standing on the edge of a cliff"
    . . . so i poked him.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #57
    "I hope people I know find my Witty"

  10. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    That Moment When
    You're singing a song and someone randomly joins in and you're just Like "did I invite you to sing with Me"

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I feel like
    I bother people
    just by being alive...

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I have a hopeless crush
    on someone I have no chance with...

  13. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    I'm not good enough.

  14. babygurl51498 babygurl51498
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Yes, I know brown eyes aren't the prettiest colored eyes...but...his, I just get lost in. The way they glissen in the light, the way I can look into them and read him like a book, and just their size. The size seriously kills me. <3
    nmf.

  15. swedishfishy swedishfishy
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    I have to dissect a frog tomorrow :P
    I think I will name him Hank

  16. youaremylove_ youaremylove_
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    & here's to
    the people who always have a smile on their face.& no matter what their going through, they put others first. they try to keep a smile on their face so they don't make others upset, while their dying in the inside.
    here's to those people.♥
    nmf

  17. daniellejennings14 daniellejennings14
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Don't get irritated about drama at middle school.
    Do what Jenna Marbles would do;
    "Laugh about it"
    And now you're a landshark

  18. StuckInMyLittleBubble StuckInMyLittleBubble
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:05pm UTC
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  19. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    It's simple,
    Girls get butterflies,
    Guys get boners.

  20. Act4life33 Act4life33
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I really, want a boyfriend
    I've never had one

:)

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