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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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April 1, 2014 2:25pm UTC

best april fool's day joke: my life

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TheMascaraSeries
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May 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Drop everything
now, meet me in the
pouring→rain.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 20, 2013 10:25pm UTC

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

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spence*
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December 11, 2013 11:24am UTC

Don't “kk” me or i'll kkick you in the chin

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Amenah
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December 5, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Writers must read.
Singers must listen.
Actors must watch.
The loved must love♥..

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 9:46pm UTC

"Sometimes, I want to ask God
why He allows poverty, famine,
and injustice in the world when
he could be doing something
about it, but I'm afraid he might
ask me the same quesion."
-Abdu'l Bahá

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bye*
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December 5, 2013 7:37pm UTC

wow my hand is so cold….. i should stick it in my pocket to make it warm. or my sleeve. or your hand………. your hand could hold my hand…….. your hand could work…….. your hand could make my hand……. not cold……

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yourcool
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December 18, 2013 2:12am UTC

i wanna open a tea shop called
"it's partea time" and i'll spike all the tea with vodka

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Hale_Storm18
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January 2, 2014 2:39pm UTC

i am constantly putting things where they don't belong. like ereal in the fridge or my keys in the launfry or my faith in other people.

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Olisbabe *
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December 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever

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yourcool
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December 31, 2013 3:13pm UTC

i don't make new years resolutions
because you can't improve on perfection

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Hale_Storm18
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December 10, 2013 3:54pm UTC

In short, screw everyone's attitudes about how "Grades don't matter," and
"I'm offended because someone is breathing," and "It's cool to be apathetic and hate everything," because the world doesn't fúcking cater to you guys, you pretentious ássholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated for you. You're going to have to grow up sometime.

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Phishy
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December 11, 2013 3:15pm UTC

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Okay so I'm in the library
and I plugged in my headphones
to listen to some study music,
but I didn't plug it in all the way
so some music was playing out loud.
Everyone could hear it.
I didn't realize this
till the librarian came over
and notified me15 minutes later.
"You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
"No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
"I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
A couple other people around me nodded.
"Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.
I've never been so embarrassed
and flattered at the same time
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mtndewhm*
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December 11, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Apparently
you can't like a band if you don't know all the member's full names,
every song they've ever written,
how many times a day they use the bathroom,
their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC

friends are like balloons.
if you stab them, they die

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Breeze
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December 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC

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whether or not it's your first witty christmas, merry christmas. i'm glad you're here.
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ChocoTaco
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December 21, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Band member: *Smiles into crowd*
12 year old fangirl: Sweet Jesus he just smiled at me, and we so have a connection. He gave me that smirk like I was the most beautiful things he's ever need. And I think he winked at me and omg what if we get married?

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ChocoTaco
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December 30, 2013 7:35pm UTC

If I ever have kids
They're gonna be named after anime characters and band members.

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capsized*
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December 17, 2013 10:02am UTC

i get very personally offended when people don’t find my celebrity crush to be attractive

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