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kristabff
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August 20, 2013 6:40pm UTC

You can't really judge a person
based on the way they type because for me i will be typing regularly and then sUDDENLY I'LL BREAK OUT INTO SHORTENED SENTENCES N WORDZ AND I'LL START TALKING BOUT HOW IM 2 SWAG 4 U AND IT'S ALL IRONIC BUT I GUESS ITS PART OF MY PERSONALITY IDK LOLZ DO U GET ME OR ??

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I was going to make a s.l.u.t joke but then i realized s.l.u.t jokes are w.h.o.reable, h.o.e well.

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:23pm UTC

i love both jack and finn but i love finn even more because he's slightly hotter and funnier
he's finny
get it because like finn and funny yeah you're laughing i see u

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:28pm UTC

if you don't ever use youtube bye

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:19pm UTC

sure h.a.t.e is a strong word but so is lifting and i don't see anyone refraining to use that word

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:28pm UTC

and then satan said "let's make gorgeous youtubers that live a northern atlantic ocean away from krista and make her fall in love with them even though she'll never meet them ever haahahHAHAHAHA"

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC

i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 4:35pm UTC

The next time i ask a question
and someone ignores me i'll just grab their arm look deep into their eyes and say "Excuse me discourteous female but that was not a rhetorical query" and then they'll ask what the words "discourteous' and 'rhetorical' and 'query' mean because maybe i'm talking to an uneducated person idk and then we'll start fighting but that's okay because at least now they're not ignoring me

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:49pm UTC

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST
MUSIC VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD?? THESE LITTLE KIDS MADE A MUSIC VIDEO AND EVERYONE FUNDED THEM AND IT'S NOT THAT BAD AWWWWWW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk
you can catch me and my crew eatin' hot cheetos and taki's.

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 9:28pm UTC

hey dude i'm actually rly hot if u throw me into the sun

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Friend: What if you walked onto a flight full of band members honestly what would you do?
Me: All of them.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 12:39am UTC

Me: Excuse me, I need to make a call.
Friend: *innocently* Who ya gonna call?
Me: *turns around slowly*
Me: Ghost Busters.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 4:20am UTC

Me: Im doing my homework in 10 minutes!
Dad: *4 hours later* Lets go to grandmas.
Me: No, i cant!
Dad: Why?
Me: I havent done my homework~!
Dad: ....

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ImtheOnee
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:55am UTC

things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner

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^_^*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 10:48am UTC

Normal person: drops pen on the floor,
picks it up and carries on.
Me: drops pen,pen never to be seen again.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:01am UTC

me: *thinks about the future for three seconds*
me: *has mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 1:09pm UTC

*During Lunch*
Friend: I don't think I can eat all this.
Me:*stands up*
Me: I believe I might be of service!
Me: *takes food and runs for life*

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ForeverRevels
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 1:27pm UTC

How Many Hugs Can I Get?
1 Fave=1Hug

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bluebanana17
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July 7, 2013 1:40pm UTC

Older siblings.... The only people who will pick on you for their enternainment and beat up anyone else who tries
nmq

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