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  1. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    wHaT.

  2. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    Hey Guys, BTW im GO2H3LL
    but unfortunaly i forgot my password...
    So i will be posting all the quotes on this profile...
    And the Life cycle of a child in a poor city will be posted soon...
    Thanks.

  3. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    LOL
    My sister just got invited to a 1D concert with green box and
    backstage tickets and this is what happened:
    Text: Your Invited!!!
    Sister: *screams* OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *CRIES AND
    LAUGHES*
    Me: woo bro calm
    Sister: *screams again and hugs me and kisses me*
    Me: woo bro too close
    Sister: *curls in a ball while crying*
    Me: *laughes*
    Sister: *laughes* OMG I GOT INVITED!!! *lays on the floor*
    Sister: *chews on a pillow* OMG I GOT INVITED
    Me: you told me.
    Sister: OMG OMG *faints after crying laughing and screaming too
    much*
    Me: ok then... *goes to call 911*
    Guys this seriously just
    happened!
    she woke up though before the ambulence got here xD
    and then cried for 2 more minutes before falling asleep.

  4. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Me: *eating sandwhich*
    Me: OMG THIS IS SO GOOD
    Me: *pretends to be in one of those food commercials where they slowly take a bite and enjoy it like its the last meal*
    Me: *looks at sandwhich and see's its half way* i can enjoy the other half now!
    Me: *finishes sandwich and bites fingers thinking there is more there*
    Me: *crys for 2 days*
    Me: *goes to the fridge and makes a new one*
    And The Process starts again.

  5. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    TRUST ME
    IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR @SS KICKED
    Come Up To Me With Full Amor If You Want To Say
    Something
    TO MY FACE

  6. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    every body has a dark side
    for them is 50% (G)
    - 50% (B)
    For me it's
    0.000-001% (G)
    99.99%(B)

  7. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    My Husband
    Toungue kisses me everyday
    Follows me around the house everywhere
    Lets me put a rope around his neck and walk him like that
    After coming home from a friends house smells me to make
    sure i didn't catch anything there
    Lets me scratch his head
    Lets me video him while we pant at each other
    Lets me dye his head purple
    Cuddles up to me every time i take a nap
    Follows me into my room when i need to change
    Runs up and down the side of the pool when i swim to make
    sure i don't drown
    Growls when our son comes near him
    Rolls on his belly asking for me to rub his tummy
    Loves me everywhere everytime
    Never talks to much
    Listens to me
    Doesn't mind being called a cute little puppy
    And that is my husband Cooper and me <3
    (im talking about my little puppy, he's a havenese)

  8. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    I hate my sister

  9. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    for all the people that
    know me out there
    and that care :(
    You know what i hate?
    When people say i have a reputation...
    and they say i am a terrible person..
    LISTEN TO ME...
    I AM SORRY I HAVE ANGER ISSUES AND I HAVE
    NO TEMPER..
    i really cannot help it.
    I want to cry when u tell me i am terrible
    i am just sick of it
    PLEASE stop saying i have a bad reputation and i am bad
    and mean..
    IM REALLY SORRY FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAY
    THAT...IM SORRY FOR COMING INTO UR LIVES :(

  10. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    Bucket list #113
    Fill an empty beer bottle with mountain dew and walk around a really crowded place and watch how people react.

  11. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    BUCKET LIST #112
    Walk around acting drunk and have people come up to you and be like, "
    DUDE HOW MUCH HAVE YOU DRANK!"

  12. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    People should make a cereal
    that you eat with a Fork

  13. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    Why is in movies?
    That they have
    perfect hair.
    But when I try.
    It ends up like
    http://1.bp.blogspot.
    com/_uVQxnVCpXt
    M/TLy7_fn6dAI/AAA
    AAAAABYY/0MHgtd
    V6tJA/s1600/messy-
    hair-2.jpg
    (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uVQxnVCpXtM/TLy7_fn6dAI/AAAAAAAABYY/0MHgtdV6tJA/s1600/messy-hair-2.jpg)

  14. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    mom: *picks up dorrito bag* geez there is like nothing left in this dorrito bag!
    me: uh huh
    mom: can u get off your computar for once?
    me: nauhhhh
    mom: can u at least come outside and be social?
    me: nauhhhhh
    mom: fine then u gotta watch the dogs
    me: is that a punishment?
    mom: FINALLY REAL WORDS CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
    me: mh huh
    mom: ok well go back to your little world and tell me when your back.
    me: uh huh
    true story happened 2 mins ago :|

  15. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 12:04am UTC
    That One Friend
    That you can talk to for any reason or issue and she/he
    will understand.
    That would be the one to drop out of the popular group to
    be with you.
    That would be a theripst to you if you needed one.
    That could get you out of a bad habit.
    That would take you in if your parents kicked you out or
    you lost your house.
    That one friend that would run with you forever.
    That one friend that would tell you everyday to be yourself
    and noone else.
    That would save your life from suicide.
    That will help you get through any moment no matter what
    your apperance is.
    That would be your personal fashion designer.
    That would introduce you to our generation.
    That would run 100 miles to keep you alive.
    That would share their lunch if no one else would.
    That would talk you out of something bad.
    That would stand up for you.
    That person would be YOU.

  16. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    If you don't fear
    me....
    lick ur ear and butt at
    the same time
    if u fear me....
    Breathe....
    THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE!

  17. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Test your tounge.
    Anyone who faves this disagrees.(which won't be a lot)
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
    if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
    You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!

  18. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:41am UTC
    FUNNY MOMENT #213
    WHEN YOUR BROTHER, MOM, AND 2 SISTERS
    ARE WATCHING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND
    YOUR BROTHER SAYS (HALFWAY THROUGH) IF
    HE KEEPS WATCHING IT HE WILL HAVE HIS
    PERIOD TOMOROW
    LOL SOO TRUE.

  19. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    PAINFUL MOMENT WHEN...
    YOU CUT YOUR FINGER TRYING TO GET SOMETHING AND IT GUSHES BLOOD NON-STOP
    SO TRUE ABOUT ME

  20. booda456 booda456
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    I THINK
    I HAVE A DISESE
    THAT MAKES ME HATE TOOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE
    👾
    LIKE MILLIONS, THOUSAND,
    AND THATS NOT EVEN COUNTING THE GROUPS I HATE.
    I WONDER WHO GAVE ME THE DISESE. IT'S SO CONTAGIOUS. SO STAY AWAY FROM ME.

:)

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