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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    me:i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
    me:wakes up march 27th, 2098.

  2. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 8:41pm UTC
    I hope I'm not the only Wittian who doesn't really have any fellow Wittian BFF's . . .

  3.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 8:50pm UTC
    Types of Situational Irony:
    - A police officer gets arrested
    - A fire station burns down
    - A tow truck gets towed
    - Donald Trump getting fired
    - You get hit by an abulance
    - A Mdconald's employee eating at Burger King

  4. thelostheartedteen thelostheartedteen
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 10:42pm UTC
    NEVER trust a dentist with bad teeth.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. Jane* Jane*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    I'm really good at stuff until someone starts watching me do that stuff.

  7. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 10:03am UTC
    I'm not lazy. I just love our sofa.

  8. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 10:28am UTC
    Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?
    He’s alright now!
    hahahahaha

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    me: mom..dad...i'm bi
    mom:
    dad:
    me: bilingual haha hasta luego bi'ttches

  10. myusernamedoesntmatter myusernamedoesntmatter
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 5:57am UTC
    We are what we repeatedly do.
    Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
    Aristotle

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:29am UTC
    my milkshakes bring all the boys
    to the yard and they're like wow your friend is hot is she single

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:39am UTC
    kids with broken legs don't have
    to do PE but kinds with social
    anxiety still have to do public
    speaking.
    isn't there a problem there?

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:41am UTC
    i can't believe this,
    i thought that what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you're a "waiter" and you're just "doing your job"

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:45am UTC
    last year this kid had some water
    damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:49am UTC
    you say you want to die but,
    you still put that seat belt on
    and look both ways before crossing the street
    you lock your windows and doors
    you would scream if someone was following you at night
    you would run for your life
    but you do want to die
    you just want to die on your on terms.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:51am UTC
    i like taking really hot showers
    because it reminds me of home (hell)

  17. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    Best childhood comeback.
    I know what you are but what am i

  18. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Format Credit:FaveFormats
    How do people have an actual conversation on omegle?Whenever I go on it there are just people asking me my gender,age and kik.:\
    My quote.Do NOT Steal

  19. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    I've always wondered what would happen
    if I put popcorn in the microwave with the wrong side up
    NMF

  20. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    While saying intentions in class
    "I wish for a white Christmas."
    "Alex that's rac/ist !"

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