Types of Situational Irony: - A police officer gets arrested - A fire station burns down - A tow truck gets towed - Donald Trump getting fired - You get hit by an abulance - A Mdconald's employee eating at Burger King
yourcool posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:41am UTC
i can't believe this, i thought that what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you're a "waiter" and you're just "doing your job"
yourcool posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:45am UTC
last year this kid had some water damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."
yourcool posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:49am UTC
you say you want to die but, you still put that seat belt on and look both ways before crossing the street you lock your windows and doors you would scream if someone was following you at night you would run for your life but you do want to die you just want to die on your on terms.
Secret42 posted a quote
December 10, 2013 6:04pm UTC
Format Credit:FaveFormats How do people have an actual conversation on omegle?Whenever I go on it there are just people asking me my gender,age and kik.:\ My quote.Do NOT Steal